Song Lyrics Danny Michel - Whale Of A Tale    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> D>> Danny Michel Singer Lyrics [Danny Michel other resources]>> Whale Of A Tale Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Danny Michel Music Title/Track: Whale Of A Tale Theme ID: 4016 Album: N/A I used to drive a racecar, but i won every single time, I once met the great Elvis Prestley, way back in his prime. A pilot had a heart attack, yeah so I had to land the plane, I once saved a little kid from drowndin' [sic] I invented cellophane. I used to be a millionaire, I'd drop a thousand bucks a day, that made all the more lonely, so I threw it all away. I've lived almost everywhere, probably right in your own neighborhood. I once broke out of prison, and I hid out in the woods. It was there that I discovered a dinosaur, and I drive a blue Corvette. I once swam clear across Lake Erie, without even getting wet. Cause I'm the guy who saved the show, cause I knew how to fix a fuse. Are these pretzels complimentary? Well I don't mind if I do. I used to play the guitar myself, till a press crushed my hand. Have you heard of the great Otis Redding?Well I played in his band. I once worked as a miner, I was an actor for a little while off in France. And my uncle's cousin's brother, taught Fred Astaire to dance* Cause if you ask me how to Tango, I'll wear down any rug. Cause have you seen the way those kids all dance today, I swear they're all on drugs. I could drink me a million drinks, if a million drinks did appear. But I only got enough, for one more little beer. *The version that Danny used to play live, before this song went on his album Fibsville, originally went: "Have you ever heard of Winona Ryder, Well I got in her..." Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Deanna, Down Here In Belmar, My Name Is Paul Fred, Runaway Shean, Sloppy Marilyn, Bed Of Roses, Burning Hills, Cypress Tree, Danse Macabre, Death In Midsummer, Decline Of Romanticism, Dust Of Centuries, Gott Ist Tot (Where Science Prevailed), Grief, Ignorance Is Bliss (Di Talem Terris Avertite Pestem), Megalomania, Oblivion, Orchid, Sacred, South Of Eden, Thick As Thieves, Totentanz, Tristesse (Of Cardinals And Skeletons), Trojan Horse, Kom Tilbage Nu, DrMmen Om At Blive Noget Stort, Er Der Nogen I Himlen, GR Hvad Du Vil, Hvor LaeNge Vil Du Ydmyge Dig, Kolde Hjerter, Var Det En Fejl, are u a seth, Donde Vas, Miss California, Disco Suppa Girl, Get Ready For The Sunsand, The Life Of The Party, Vakantie, Ciello E Terra (Featuring Nek), Fly, Get It On, Good Bye, Goodbye, Guilty, Let It Be Love, Miss California, Miss California (Rap Remix), Miss California (Rap Remix)(feat. Pras, Money Cant Buy, Money Cant Buy, Other Danny Michel song Lyrics Another Love Song Lyrics Beautiful Lyrics Beautiful Nothing Lyrics Before The World Was Round Lyrics Bones Lyrics Coalmine Lyrics Down With The Ship Lyrics Elgin Avenue Lyrics Fireworks Lyrics Gloomy Sunday Lyrics Hartley Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Danny Okeefe Lyrics Danny Williams Lyrics Danny Wilson Lyrics Dans Home Grown Lyrics Danse Macabre Lyrics Danseorkestret Lyrics Danser Med Drenge Lyrics danseth Lyrics Dante Lyrics Dante Alana Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy