Song Lyrics Denis Leary - Smoke    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> D>> Denis Leary Singer Lyrics [Denis Leary other resources]>> Smoke Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Denis Leary Music Title/Track: Smoke Theme ID: 7395 Album: N/A I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day, ok. And I am never fucking quitting! I don't care how many laws they make. What's the law now? You can only smoke in your apartment, under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the rule now, huh?! The cops are outside, "We know you have the cigarettes. Come out of the house with the cigarettes above your head." "You'll never get me copper! I'm never coming out, you hear? I got a cigarette machine right here in my bedroom. Yeah!" Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies. So I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time. I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies all the way around my neck. I'll be Tracheotomie Man! "He can smoke a pack at a time! He's Tracheotomie Man!" I'm looking forward to cancer, man. I want that throat cancer. That's the best kind. You know why? You get that throat cancer, you get that voice box thing. Know what I'm talking about? ..[Talking as if has a voice box].. Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of money with a voice box. Get a voice box, walking around the streets of Manhattan, "[VB] You got any spare change?" "Ahhh!! Here's my whole wallet, get away from me! Ahh!" Imagine a whole family with voice boxes. That'd be creepy, wouldn't it? They'd be out in that backyard everyday during the summer. "[VB] Dad, can we go to the beach?" "[VB] Yes, get your mother and the dog. We'll leave right now. Sparky, come here." "[VB] Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf" Ahhhh!! Or the ultimate irony. A guy with a voice box pulling up to the drive through window at McDonald's. That has to suck, huh? "Can I help you?" "[VB] Big Mac and a large order of fries." "Stop making fun of me." "[VB] I'm not making fun of you." "I'm getting the manager." "[VB] Get the fucking manager, I don't care." I can remember a time in thi Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Stop and Smell the Roses, Watching Scotty Grow, Whoever Finds This, I Love You, Caledonia, Ready For The Storm, Rite Of Passage, Singing Land, Turning Away, Broken Wings, Marching Mystery, Solid Ground, This Love Will Carry, Trail Of The Survivor, Restless Fool, All I Do, Crave, If You Really Wanna Know, A Means To An End, A Necessary Evil, All Intensive Purposes, Armageddon X 7, Armagedon x 7, Aryanisms, As the Machine Rolls On, Awake (To a Life of Misery), Birth In Regress, Bled Dry, Blind to the Truth, Blows To The Body, Blunt Against The Cutting Edge, Born on Your Knees, Breed to Breathe, Cant Play Wont Pay, Cause and Effect, Chains That Bind Us, Changing Colours, Christening of the Blind, Circle of Hypocrisy, Cleanse Impure, Clutching At Barbs, Cock-Rock Alienation, Cold Forgiveness, Constitutional Hell, Continuing War On Stupidity, Control, Corrosive Elements, Cure for a Common Complaint, Cure For The Common Complaint, Cursed To Crawl, Deciever, Other Denis Leary song Lyrics Asshole Lyrics Death Lyrics Drugs Lyrics Meat Lyrics More Drugs Lyrics Rehab Lyrics The Downtrodden Song Lyrics Traditional Irish Folk Song Lyrics Elvis And I Lyrics Lifes Gonna Suck Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Leary Dennis Lyrics Leather Heather Lyrics Leather Strip Lyrics Leatherstrip Lyrics Leaves Lyrics Leaves Colorful Lyrics Leblanc Lyrics Leblanc And Carr Lyrics Lebo M Lyrics Lecker Fischbraumlt Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy