Song Lyrics Dolly Parton - Harper Valley PTA    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> D>> Dolly Parton Singer Lyrics [Dolly Parton other resources]>> Harper Valley PTA Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Dolly Parton Music Title/Track: Harper Valley PTA Theme ID: 8013 Album: N/A I want to tell you all a story 'bout a harper valley widow wife Who had a teenage daughter that attended harper valley junior high Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play And she said, "mama, i've got a note here from the harper valley pta" Well the note says "mrs. johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high It's been reported you've been drinkin' and a runnin' round with men and goin' wild Now we don't believe you ought to be a bringin' up your little girl this way" And it was signed by the secretary, harper valley pta Well it happened that the pta was gonna meet that very afternoon And boy, were they surprised as mrs. johnson wore her miniskirt into the room And as she walked up to the blackboard i can still recall the word she had to say She said "i'd like to address this meeting of the harper valley pta Now there's bobby taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date And mrs. taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away And mr. baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town And shouldn't widow jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down Now mr. harper couldn't be here 'cause he's stayed too long in kelly's bar again And if you smell shirley thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin And then you have the nerve to tell me as a mother you think that i ain't fit Well this is just a little payton place and you're all harper valley hypocrits Now i wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way That day my mama socked it to the harper valley pta That day my mama socked it to 'em at the harper valley pta Related Lyrics Random lyrics: John Daniel, Not For Me, Raven Dove, Stairway To Heaven, Sugar Hill, These Old Bones, A Few Old Memories, Cash On The Barrelhead, Endless Stream Of Tears, I Am Ready, I Still Miss Someone, I Wonder Where You Are Tonight, Im Gonna Sleep With One Eye Open, Silver Dagger, Steady As The Rain, The Grass Is Blue, Train, Train, Travelin Prayer, Beautiful Lie, Bluer Pastures, I Dont Believe Youve Met My Baby, I Get A Kick Out Of You, In The Sweet By And By, Little Sparrow, Marry Me, Mountain Angel, Seven Bridges Road, A Tender Lie, After the Gold Rush, Orange Blossom Special, Turn, Turn, Turn, Games People Play, Help!, I Really Dont Want to Know, Just Someone I Used To Know, Last Thing on My Mind, Mule Skinner Blues, Once More, Release Me, Higher & Higher, The House Of The Rising Sun, Feels Like Home, He Rode All the Way to Texas, High Sierra, I Feel the Blues Movin In, Lovers Return, The Blue Train, When Were Gone, Long Gone, A Better Place To Live, Here I Am, Other Dolly Parton song Lyrics Best Woman Wins Lyrics Country Road Lyrics Dreams Do Come True Lyrics Eagle When She Flies Lyrics Family Lyrics If You Need Me Lyrics Rockin Years Lyrics Runaway Feelin Lyrics Silver and Gold Lyrics What a Heartache Lyrics (You Got Me Over) A Heartache Tonight Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Partridge Family Lyrics Party Lyrics Party Posse Lyrics Party Tea Lyrics Tea Party Lyrics Party World Lyrics Pasadenas Lyrics Pascal Legrand Lyrics Passagerarna Lyrics Passe Partout Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy