Song Lyrics Dolly Parton - PMS Blues    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> D>> Dolly Parton Singer Lyrics [Dolly Parton other resources]>> PMS Blues Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Dolly Parton Music Title/Track: PMS Blues Theme ID: 7883 Album: N/A Eve you wicked woman, you done put your curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why i can't even count the good friends i've already lost Cause of pms blues, pms blues I don't even like myself, but it's something i can't help I got those god almighty, slap somebody pms blues Most times i'm easy going, some say i'm good as gold But when i'm pms i tell ya, i turn mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "i feel your pain" Pms blues, pms blues You know you must forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes flying pms blues But you know we can't help it We don't even know the cause But as soon as this part's over, then comes the menopause Oh, lord, oh, lord We're going to always be a heap of fun Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering, huh? But a woman had to write this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to Those pms blues You know we'd kill for less than that Pms blues You don't want to cross my path Cause a pitbull ain't no match For these teeth a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, i'm so hateful Pms blues, premenstrual syndrome Got those moods a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', misbehavin' Pms blues It's the only time in my life i ever think about wishing i'd been a man But you know that only means one thing If i'd have been a man, i'd be somewhere right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With those old pms blues Pms blues I don't want to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk back Gone ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, bitch to be around Pms blues Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Crippled Bird, Green-Eyed Boy, Something Special, Speakin of the Devil, Teach Me to Trust, Farther Along, Hobos Meditation, Ive Had Enough, Making Plans, My Dear Companion, Rosewood Casket, Telling Me Lies, The Pain Of Loving You, Those Memories Of You, To Know Him Is To Love Him, 9 To 5, Appalachian Memories, But You Know I Love You, Do I Ever Cross Your Mind, Here You Come Again, I Will Always Love You, Islands In The Stream, Its All Wrong But Its All Right, Old Flames (Cant Hold A Candle To You), Early Morning Breeze, Highlight of My Life, It Must Be You, Lonely Comin Down, River Of Happiness, All I Can Do, Daddys Moonshine Still, Evening Shade, False Eyelashes, Heartbreaker, Joshua, Love Is Like A Butterfly, Mule Skinner Blues (Blue Yodel No 8), Shattered Image, Tennessee Homesick Blues, Dont Call It Love, I Really Got The Feeling, Real Love, Save The Last Dance For Me, Starting Over Again, The Bargain Store, Touch Your Woman, Traveling Man, Dumb Blonde, God Wont Get You, Just Because Im A Woman, Other Dolly Parton song Lyrics Best Woman Wins Lyrics Country Road Lyrics Dreams Do Come True Lyrics Eagle When She Flies Lyrics Family Lyrics If You Need Me Lyrics Rockin Years Lyrics Runaway Feelin Lyrics Silver and Gold Lyrics What a Heartache Lyrics (You Got Me Over) A Heartache Tonight Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Partridge Family Lyrics Party Lyrics Party Posse Lyrics Party Tea Lyrics Tea Party Lyrics Party World Lyrics Pasadenas Lyrics Pascal Legrand Lyrics Passagerarna Lyrics Passe Partout Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy