Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - A Token Of My Extreme    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> A Token Of My Extreme Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: A Token Of My Extreme Theme ID: 10288 Album: N/A Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (lead vocals) Peter Wolf (keyboards) Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals) Ed Mann (percussion) Vinnie Colaiuta (drums) Arriving at L. Ron Hoover's modernistic office / cathedral / warehouse / condominium complex, Joe is greeted by a pre-recorded message and a dramatically illuminated image on a wall-sized TV screen... L. Ron Hoover: Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology! The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only! Don't you be Tarot-fied It's just a token of my extreme Don't you be Tarot-fied It's just a token of my extreme Don't you never try to look behind my eyes You don't wanna know what they have seen Don't you never try to look behind my eyes You don't wanna know what they have seen Joe: (thinking to himself) Some people think That if they go too far They'll never get back To where the rest of them are I might be crazy But there's one thing I know You might be surprised At what you find when ya go! And thus, having ration- alized his expedition to L. Ron's modernistic office / cathedral / warehouse / condominium complex, JOE seeks The Answer to his problem... Joe: Oh oh oh Mystical Advisor What is my problem, tell me Can you see? L. Ron Hoover: Well, you have nothing to fear, my son! You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me! Joe: That all seems very, very strange I never craved a toaster Or a color T.V. L. Ron Hoover: A Latent Appliance Fetishist Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself That sexual gratification can only be achieved Through the use of MACHINES... Get the picture? Joe: Are you telling me I should come out of the closet now Mr. Ron? L. Ron Hoover: No, my son! You must go into THE CLOSET Joe: What? L. Ron Hoover: And you will have Joe: Heh? L. Ron Hoover: Hey! A lot of fun! That's where they all live So if you want an Appliance to love you You'll have to go in there 'N' get you one Joe: Well...that seems simple enough... L. Ron Hoover: Yes, but if you want a really GOOD one, You'll have to learn a foreign language... Joe: German, for instance? L. Ron Hoover: That's right... A lot of really cute ones come from over there! (Fifty bucks, please) And a cheerful group of Appliantologists dance into the room wearing aluminum foil lab smocks, lock arms in a circle around JOE, making sure he pays in full, all the while singing with L. RON as he delivers his final instructions... L. Ron Hoover: If you been Mod-O-fied, It's an illusion, an yer in between Don't you be Tarot-fied, It's just a lot of nothin', So what can it mean? If you been Mod-O-fied, It's an illusion, an yer in between Don't you be Tarot-fied, It's just a lot of nothin', So what can it mean? If you been Mod-O-fied, It's an illusion, an yer in between... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Radio Is Broken, Tink Walks Amok, Road Ladies, Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink, Tell Me You Love Me, The Nancy & Mary Music, Lets Move To Cleveland, Whats New In Baltimore, Whippin Post, WPLJ, What Ever Happened to All the Fun in the World, Black Napkins, Find Her Finer, Ms. Pinky, Wind Up Workin In A Gas Station, Wonderful Wino, Artificial Rhonda, Briefcase Boogie, Brown Moses, Clowns on Velvet, Drop Dead, Galoot Update, Harry and Rhonda, No Not Now, Prologue, That Evil Prince, The Torchum Never Stops, The Mammy Nuns, The Massive Improvelence, The White Boy Troubles, Won Ton On, Babbette, Be in My Video, Diseases Of The Band, Fine Girl, Once Upon A Time, Sweet Leilani, The Deathless Horsie, The Florida Airport Tape, The Groupie Routine, But Who Was Fulcanelli?, Canadian Customs, Chalk Pie, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Try This at Home, For Duane, Goa, Hotel Atlanta Incidentals, Is That All There Is?, It Aint Necessarily the Saint James Infirmary, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy