Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Catholic Girls    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Catholic Girls Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Catholic Girls Theme ID: 10200 Album: N/A A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, the "Hokey Pokey," baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making sure the lights don't go down too low... Father Riley And Various Party Goers: Catholic Girls With a tiny little mustache Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls In the Rectory Basement Father Riley's a fairy But it don't bother Mary Catholic Girls At the CYO Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls There can be no replacement How do they go, after the show? Joe: All the way That's the way they go Every day And none of their mamas ever seem to know Hip-Hip-Hooray For all the class they show There's nothing like a Catholic Girl At the CYO When they learn to blow... Father Riley: They're learning to blow All the Catholic Boys! Mary: Warren Cuccurullo... Father Riley: Catholic Boys! Mary: Kinda young, kinda WOW! Father Riley: Catholic Boys! Mary: Vinnie Colaiuta... Chorus: Where are they now? Did they all take The Vow? Father Riley: Catholic Girls Warren: Carmenita Scarfone! Father Riley: Catholic Girls Officer Butzis: Hey! She gave me VD! Father Riley: Catholic Girls! Warren: Toni Carbone! Chorus: With a tongue like a cow She could make you go WOW! Joe: VD vowdy vootie Right away That's the way they go Every day Whenever their mamas take them to a show Matinee Pass the popcorn please There's nothing like a Catholic Girl With her hand in the box When she's on her knees Larry: She was on her knees, My little Catholic Girl Chorus: In a little white dress Catholic Girls They never confess Catholic Girls I got one for a cousin I love how they go So send me a dozen Catholic Girls OOOOOOH! Catholic Girls OOOOOOH! (etc.) Central Scrutinizer: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe had a girl friend named Mary. She used to go the church club every week. They'd meet each other there Hold hands And think Pure Thoughts But one night at the Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up... She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Valley Girl, Were Turning Again, A Little Green Rosetta, Dong Work For Yuda, He Used To Cut The Grass, Packard Goose, 50/50, Dinah Moe Hum, Dirty Love, Montana, Bebop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmens Church), Cheepnis, Dont You Ever Wash That Thing?, Dummy Up, Echidnas Arf (Of You), Penguin In Bondage, Pygmy Twylyte, Son Of Orange County, Absolutely Free, Bow Tie Daddy, Flower Punk, Hot Poop, Lonely Little Girl, Mom and Dad, Mother People, Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance, Telephone Conversation, The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny, The Idiot Bastard Son, Whats The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?, Whats the Ugliest Part of Your Body (Reprise), Any Downers?, Beauty Knows No Pain, Charlies Enormous Mouth, Doreen, Drafted Again, Harder Than Your Husband, Heavenly Bank Account, Im a Beautiful Guy, If Only She Woulda, Mudd Club, Society Pages, Suicide Chump, Teen-Age Wind, Bamboozled by Love, Carol, You Fool, Chana In De Bushwop, Cocaine Decisions, Drowning Witch, Joes Garage, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy