Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Church Chat    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Church Chat Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Church Chat Theme ID: 10386 Album: N/A Frank Zappa (vocals) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (guitar, vocals, zucchini) Tommy Mars (keyboards, vocals) Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone) Ed Mann (percussion) Scott Thunes (bass) Chad Wackerman (drums) (somebody in the crowd yells in something in French... what is it?) You know today the church is in a terrible state. The bucks just arent rollin in like they used to. And when the bucks don't come in, the church comes up with a new gimmick to make you spend to go to heaven. Now I know you don't know what I'm talking about, but what the fuck. But anyway, listen to this ladies and gentlemen, when the church wants to get your money they remind you about hell. (Whoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha) If you commit a sin you're gonna go to hell. (oui-oui) Well let me give you an example, this boy over here; Tell em about it Brother Zappa. Sometimes people say: That if you fuck somebody (oh lord) its a sin, (oui-oui) this may or may not be true. (Testify) This boy not only fucked somebody with his organ, but he also fucked a girl with a guitar, with an umbrella, with a zuchinni, with a shoe, with an enema bag . . . What else did you do? A vibrato bar. A vibrato bar! Some people would say this is a sin. And if you sin youre gonna go to hell. Well ladies and gentlemen: There aint no hell. (oui) There is no such thing as hell. (oui) There is no hell, there is only France! (oui-oui) Oui, oui Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Evil Prince, The Man From Utopia, Tiny Sick Tears, Truck Driver Divorce, Willie the Pimp, Baby, Take Your Teeth Out, Planet of My Dreams, Alley Cat, Charva, Cops & Buns, Fountain Of Love, I Dont Wanna Get Drafted, Im A Band Leader, Kennys Booger Story, Lost In A Whirlpool, Mount St. Marys Concert Excerpt, Ronnie Sings?, Ronnies Booger Story, The Blackouts, The Dick Kunc Story, Tiger Roach, Love of My Life, The Legend Of The Golden Arches, A Game OF Cards, A Pound For A Brown On The Bus, Charles Ives, Chocolate Halvah, Geneva Farewell, German Lunch, Here Lies Love, Meow, My Head?, No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve, Right There, Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme, Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?, The Downtown Talent Scout, The Little March, Where Is Johnny Velvet?, A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes, Centerville, Dew On The Newts We Got, Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?, Half A Dozen Provocative Squats, Im Stealing The Towels, Janets Big Dance Number, Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, Magic Fingers, Mystery Roach, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy