Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Dear Jeepers    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Dear Jeepers Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Dear Jeepers Theme ID: 10515 Album: N/A Performed by: Bob Guy -Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells... Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are perfumed. Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essence of wolfbane! Oh, Let me open it!... "Dear Jeepers, it was so nice of you to attend my party at the castle last week. You and Doris make such a lovely couple. I'm also very glad to have seen Igor, Boris, and Sally Snake, and Funkin the Rat. It was so much fun when we all played 'Pin the Tail on the Werewolf,' Oh yes! and 'Electrical Chairs.' When everybody sat down, Oh! Two million volts! Ha-ha-ha...! Oh, such fun!" Uh...Doris, squeeze me a glass of mildew... And to continue now... "Although the party was supposed to be rot luck, it turned out to be pot luck. It was still lovely of you to bring along that 'Leg of Lepre- chaun au Gratin.' Desdemona wants the recipe. Well, I'm... I'm rather exhausted, so I... I must close now. The sun is coming up and I must return to the crypt. Sincerely, Count Dracula. Oh, P/S. Here's a riddle: Where there's a will, what's the way?" Ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha Related Lyrics Random lyrics: 20 Years Of Hell, A New Kind Of Army, A Start, Angry, Young And Poor, Anti-Violent, Betty Sue Is Dead, Born To Die, Bring Out Your Dead, Captain Anarchy, Confused Youth, Culture Revolution, Daddy Warbux, Davey Destroyed The Punk Scene, Death Of A Nation, Drink Drank Punk, Free Nation?, Fuck Police Brutality, Got The Numbers, I Cant Stand Being With You, I Dont Believe, Im Having A Good Day, Indie Sux, Hardline Sux, Emo Sux, You Suck!, Kill The Rich, No Apology, No Difference, No More Dead, Outbreak, Police State In The USA, Police Story, Power To The Peaceful, Punk by the Book, Red White And Brainwashed, Right On, Safe Tonight, Shes My Little Go Go Dancer, Sold As Freedom, Spazs House Destruction Party, Stars And Stripes, Summer Squatter Go Home, Tearing Everyone Down, Thats Youth, The Consumers Song, The Panama Deception, The Truth, Their System Doesnt Work for You, This Is Not A Crass Song, This Machine Kills Fascists, Turncoat, Underground Network, Until It Happens To You, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy