Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Drowning Witch    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Drowning Witch Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Drowning Witch Theme ID: 10259 Album: N/A There's a ship arriving too late To save a drowning witch She was swimmin' along Tryin' to keep a date With a Merchant Marine Who told her he was really rich But it doesn't matter no more She's on the ocean floor 'N the water's all green down there 'N it's not very clean down there 'N water snakes 'N rusty wrecks Is all that she can see As the light goes dim And she's tryin' to swim Will she make it? (Boy, we sure hope so...) Not even a witch oughta be caught On the bottom of America's spew-infested Waterways, hey-hey She could get radiation all over her She could mutate insanely... She could mutate insanely... (that's right) She could go on the freeway and grow up to be 15 feet tall And scary-lookin' And then... Cars could crash all over the place As a result of people with Hawaiian shirts on... Lookin' up to see her face Sardines in her eyebrows Lobsters up and down her forehead(*) All of them HORRIBLY LARGE FROM RADIATION And smelling very bad And DANGEROUS! Maybe a submarine could save her And bring her home to the Navy... For some kind of ritual sacrifice... ------------------------------------------------------------- (*) "forehead" is the 'official' version, but in concerts the word would be replaced with "pudenda" (e.g. on "You Can't Do It On Stage Anymore, vol 3) --------------------------------------------------------- Related Lyrics Random lyrics: I Have Been In you, Im So Cute, Jones Crusher, Rat Tomago, Rubber Shirt, The Sheik Yerbouti Tango, Wait a Minute, Wild Love, Any Way the Wind Blows, Go Cry on Somebody Elses Shoulder, Help, Im a Rock, Motherly Love, The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet, Trouble Every Day, Who Are the Brain Police?, Who Needs The Peace Corps?, Why Dontcha Do Me Right?, You Didnt Try To Call Me, A Token Of My Extreme, Crew Slut, On The Bus, Stick It Out, Sy Borg, The Central Scrutinizer, Luigi and The Wise Guys, Moggio, Stick Together, The Dangerous Kitchen, The Jazz Discharge Party Hats, The Radio Is Broken, Tink Walks Amok, Road Ladies, Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink, Tell Me You Love Me, The Nancy & Mary Music, Lets Move To Cleveland, Whats New In Baltimore, Whippin Post, WPLJ, What Ever Happened to All the Fun in the World, Black Napkins, Find Her Finer, Ms. Pinky, Wind Up Workin In A Gas Station, Wonderful Wino, Artificial Rhonda, Briefcase Boogie, Brown Moses, Clowns on Velvet, Drop Dead, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy