Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Flakes    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Flakes Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Flakes Theme ID: 10141 Album: N/A ------ Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! They don't do no good They never be workin' When they oughta should They waste your time They're wastin' mine California's got the most of them Boy, they got a host of them Swear t'God they got the most At every business on the coast Swear t'God they got the most At every business on the coast They got the Flakes Flakes! Flakes! They can't fix yer brakes You ask 'em, *"Where's my motor?"* *"Well, it was eaten by snakes..."* You can stab 'n' shoot 'n' spit But they won't be fixin' it They're lyin' an' lazy They can be drivin' you crazy Swear t'God they got the most At every business on the coast Swear t'God they got the most At every business on the coast *[Take it away, Bob...]* I asked as nice as I could If my job would Somehow be finished by Friday Well, them whole damn weekend came 'n' went, Frankie *[Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?]* 'N' they didn't do nothin' But they charged me double for Sunday You know, no matter what you do, They gonna cheat 'n' rob you Then they'll send you a bill That'll get your senses reelin' And if you do not pay They got computer collectors That'll get you so crazy 'Til your head'll go through th' ceilin' Yes it will! I'm a moron, 'n' this is my wife She's frosting a cake With a paper knife All what we got here's American made It's a little bit cheesey, But it's nicely displayed Well we don't get excited when it Crumbles 'n' breaks We just get on the phone And call up some Flakes They rush on over 'N' wreck it some more 'N' we are so dumb They're linin' up at our door Well, the toilet went crazy Yersterday afternoon The plumber he says *Never flush a tampoon!* This great information Cost me half a week's pay And the toilet blew up Later on the next day-ay-eee-ay Blew up the next day WOO-OOO We are millions 'n' millions, We're coming to get you We're protected by unions So don't let it upset you Can't escape the conclusion It's probably God's Will That civilization Will grind to a standstill And we are the people Who will make it all happen While yer children is sleepin', Yer puppy is crappin' You might call us Flakes Or something else you might coin us But we know you're so greedy That you'll probably join us We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you We're coming to get you, we're coming to get you Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Get A Little, America Drinks, America Drinks & Goes Home, Amnesia Vivace, Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin, Plastic People, Soft-Sell Conclusion, Son Of Suzy Creamcheese, The Duke of Prunes, The Duke Regains His Chops, Uncle Bernies Farm, Apostrophe, Cosmik Debris, Dont Eat the Yellow Snow, Excentrifugal Forz, Father OBlivion, St. Alfonzos Pancake Breakfast, Stink Foot, 200 Years Old, Advance Romance, Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy, Cucamonga, Debra Kadabra, Man With The Woman Head, Muffin Man, Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead, Any Kind Of Pain, Bacon Fat, Dickies Such An Asshole, Elvis Has Just Left The Building, Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel, Jesus Thinks Youre A Jerk, Jezebel Boy, Outside Now, Planet Of The Baritone Women, Promiscuous, Rhymin Man, The Untouchables, What Kind Of Girl?, When The Lies So Big, Bwana Dik, Do You Like My New Car?, Latex Solar Beef, Lonesome Electric Turkey, Tears Began To Fall, The Mud Shark, What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?, Bobby Brown Goes Down, Catholic Girls, Dinah Moe Humm, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy