Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Honey, Dont You Want a Man Like Me?    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Honey, Dont You Want a Man Like Me? Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Honey, Dont You Want a Man Like Me? Theme ID: 10124 Album: N/A ------ ----- --- ---- - --- ---- --- Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe) His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE!" He had an Irish Setter It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night The moon was dim, the band was tight They did the bump together What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite) He was glad that he met her She was an office girl ("My name is Betty") Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY (They discussed the weather) Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a Baby don't you want a Baby don't you want a man She was the lonely sort, just a little too short Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport Was hockey (in the winter) He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best As he jabbed his elbow in her *("Get it honey? Get it?")* Later on they went off to where the music was soft, The candles were drippy, they saw a REAL HIPPY Who delivered their dinner The rice was brown, and soon they found That the crowd around that had jammed the room, Well it seemed to be getting thinner Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a Baby don't you want a Baby don't you want a man He took her home to a motor court She wouldn't kiss him, he tried to ignore it, But it made him angry! angry, it made me angry, it made me so angry I could have killed that lousy BITCH!) He called her a slut, a pig and a whore A bitch and a cunt and she slammed the door In a petulant frenzy! (A petulant frenzy, this is a petulant frenzy. I'm petulant, and I'm having a frenzy) On the sofa she weeps BOO HOO HOO HOO She weeps and she weeps BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO She weeps and she peeks Through the curtain He just got in his car But the battery's dead So he asks to use the phone And she gives him some head And that's the end of the story Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey, hey Baby don't you want a Baby don't you want a man Baby don't you want a man sometimes Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Happy Together, Holiday in Berlin, Little House I Used to Live In, Sleeping in a Jar, Bobby Brown, Conehead, Flakes, Nanook Rubs It, Big Leg Emma, King Kong, Status Back Baby, It Cant Happen Here, Im the Slime, Punkys Whips, The Illinois Enema Bandit, The Torture Never Stops, Didja Get Any Onya?, Get A Little, America Drinks, America Drinks & Goes Home, Amnesia Vivace, Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin, Plastic People, Soft-Sell Conclusion, Son Of Suzy Creamcheese, The Duke of Prunes, The Duke Regains His Chops, Uncle Bernies Farm, Apostrophe, Cosmik Debris, Dont Eat the Yellow Snow, Excentrifugal Forz, Father OBlivion, St. Alfonzos Pancake Breakfast, Stink Foot, 200 Years Old, Advance Romance, Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy, Cucamonga, Debra Kadabra, Man With The Woman Head, Muffin Man, Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead, Any Kind Of Pain, Bacon Fat, Dickies Such An Asshole, Elvis Has Just Left The Building, Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel, Jesus Thinks Youre A Jerk, Jezebel Boy, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy