Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Im A Band Leader    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Im A Band Leader Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Im A Band Leader Theme ID: 10409 Album: N/A Captain Beefheart (vocals) I'm a band leader. Not only can I drink a whole lot, but I play 23 different instruments , too and I don't even know how to read music. Self-taught, you know. Couldnt tell it, though, to hear me play. When I play and sway in rhythm to the catchy little tunes that I know for five miles around get hot pants for me, hotcha! Last night was pretty good for a Wednesday. We got ten requests for, we got Bill Bailey, and we played them all and we got seven people came up for the twist contest. I gave away a box with two small bottles of champagne imported from Europe (heh) and kissed the girl who won and shook hands with the guy she was with. He didnt mind when I kissed her because I'm important. We have a new routine. Been working on it for three weeks or more. I pretend I'm a queer and the sax player pretends he's a queer, too, and later on in the show, (thisll kill ya) we kiss each other so that it looks to the audience like we kiss each other on the mouth. (heh). When we go... into a fast number, GOD, the people love it! Wait... till... we... get to Las Vegas! (Ha-heh-heh) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: A Game OF Cards, A Pound For A Brown On The Bus, Charles Ives, Chocolate Halvah, Geneva Farewell, German Lunch, Here Lies Love, Meow, My Head?, No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve, Right There, Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme, Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?, The Downtown Talent Scout, The Little March, Where Is Johnny Velvet?, A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes, Centerville, Dew On The Newts We Got, Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?, Half A Dozen Provocative Squats, Im Stealing The Towels, Janets Big Dance Number, Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, Magic Fingers, Mystery Roach, Penis Dimension, Redneck Eats, She Painted Up Her Face, Shove It Right In, Strictly Genteel (The Finale), The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth, The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts, The Sealed Tuna Bolero, This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue), This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise), Tuna Fish Promenade, What Will This Morning Bring Me This Evening?, Montana (Whipping Floss), Room Service, Satumaa (Finnish Tango), Stinkfoot, Tush Tush Tush (A Token of My Extreme), Alien Orifice, I Dont Even Care, Porn Wars, Lemme Take You to the Beach, Strictly Genteel, The Orange County Lumber Truck, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy