Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Letter from Jeepers    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Letter from Jeepers Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Letter from Jeepers Theme ID: 10518 Album: N/A Performed by: Bob Guy Doris, get out your poison pen and take a letter. I have to write to Count Dracula. You know he wrote me a letter of that sort... Dear Count Dracula, I am writing to you from Cucamonga... Ha-ha! Cucamonga? The weather is lovely. The nausea of noon. The wind is always blowing and the sun never shines. And it's rainy and damp four hundred days of the year. I enjoyed the party very much. Especially the sumptuous feast you had prepared. It was thrilling. From the first appetizers, the 'Chicken Fried Grub Worms,' on through the dessert, ohhhh... 'Blood Pudding!' Oh, I love 'Blood Pudding!' Oh, yes! It was a masterpiece of culinary skill. Although I... I was worried for a moment when you... you said the main course was... 'Fish and Chips.' We are not THAT plebeian in Cucamonga. But my fears were quickly allayed when I discov- ered to my delight it was 'Silverfish and Buffalo Chips!' Ho-ho! Oh, unique! Oh, they're so squirmy! Oh-ho-ho! Oh, the first one went down easy, but the second one was greasy! Ho-ho-ho...! Oh my... Oh, I'm getting carried away, because I... I really must apologise for getting tipsy and singing. But I have always wanted to be the DEATH of the party. Uh, when you hear the pellets drop, count ten and take a deep breath Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Angry, Young And Poor, Anti-Violent, Betty Sue Is Dead, Born To Die, Bring Out Your Dead, Captain Anarchy, Confused Youth, Culture Revolution, Daddy Warbux, Davey Destroyed The Punk Scene, Death Of A Nation, Drink Drank Punk, Free Nation?, Fuck Police Brutality, Got The Numbers, I Cant Stand Being With You, I Dont Believe, Im Having A Good Day, Indie Sux, Hardline Sux, Emo Sux, You Suck!, Kill The Rich, No Apology, No Difference, No More Dead, Outbreak, Police State In The USA, Police Story, Power To The Peaceful, Punk by the Book, Red White And Brainwashed, Right On, Safe Tonight, Shes My Little Go Go Dancer, Sold As Freedom, Spazs House Destruction Party, Stars And Stripes, Summer Squatter Go Home, Tearing Everyone Down, Thats Youth, The Consumers Song, The Panama Deception, The Truth, Their System Doesnt Work for You, This Is Not A Crass Song, This Machine Kills Fascists, Turncoat, Underground Network, Until It Happens To You, Weve Got His Gun, Youd Do The Same, Youve Got To Die For The Government, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy