Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Montana (Whipping Floss)    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Montana (Whipping Floss) Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Montana (Whipping Floss) Theme ID: 10459 Album: N/A Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Ruth Underwood (percussion) Tom Fowler (bass) Chester Thompson (drums) Whipping Post! Say that again please Whipping Post! Whipping Post? Ok, just a second (Do you know that?) Oh sorry, we don't know that one Anything else? Hum me a few bars of it...please Just show me how it goes, please Just sing, sing me Whipping Post and then maybe we'll play it with you Ooh-ooh-ooh Thank you very much And now... Judging from the way you sang it, it must be a John Cage composition, right? Here we go...Montana One two, one two three four I might be movin' to... Hold it! Hold it! We can't possibly start the song off like that! Good god!!! That's inexcusable! What happened to you last night? (George has a tape of it) George has a tape of it? Ok, we'll use that in the second show Ready? Montana... Wait a minute...Whipping Post No...Montana One two, one two three four It's too fast for you! One two, one two three four I might be moving to Helsinki soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down Tying it to the Whipping Post In the middle of town But by myself I wouldn't Have no boss, Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Raisin' my lonely Whipping Post Well I just might grow me some thongs But I'd leave the hippy stuff To somebody else...how 'bout Chester? And then I would Get a person Tie him up To the Whipping Post And beat the living shit out of him So that guy in the audience was satisfied But by myself I wouldn't Have no boss, 'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely Whipping Post-Floss Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (how unique!) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune (yes, it's such a ballad at this tempo) Little Booger-bear Boogers everywhere And now for the thrilling conclusion to that song... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Cheap Thrills, We Are Not Alone, You Are What You Is, A Few Moments With Brother A. West, Mr. Green Genes, Zomby Woof, Sleep Dirt, Spider of Destiny, For the Young Sophisticate, The Adventures of Greggery Peccary, Time Is Money, Titties & Beer, At The Gas Station, Drums Are Too Noisy, Just One More Time, Very Distraughtening, Flambay, Duke of Prunes, Agency Man, Love Story, Frogs With Dirty Little Lips, Whats New In Baltimore, Dance Contest, Panty Rap, Peaches III, Pick Me, Im Clean, Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague, Electric Aunt Jemima, Our Bizarre Relationship, Prelude To King Kong, Tengo Na Minchia Tanta, The Air, The Uncle Meat Variations, The Voice Of Cheese, Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II, Dog Breath, St. Alphonzos Pancake Breakfast, Uncle Remus, Cant Afford No Shoes, Evelyn, A Modified Dog, Po-Jama People, Directly From My Heart To You, Toads Of The Short Forest, Lumpy Gravy I, Cradle Rock, Dear Jeepers, Hows Your Bird?, Jessie Lee, Letter from Jeepers, Mr. Clean, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy