Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Muffin Man    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Muffin Man Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Muffin Man Theme ID: 10176 Album: N/A The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen... Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside procceds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks: "SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER. I FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM!" Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk yuk... let's try that again...!) He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design. Later he says: "SOME PEOPLE... SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES EXCLUSIVELT, WHILE I MYSELF SAY THERE IS NAUGHT NOR OUGHT THERE BE NOTHING SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY EARTH AS THAT PRINCE OF FOODS... THE MUFFIN!" Girl you though he was a man But he was a muffin He hung around till you found That he didn't know nuthin' Girl you thought he was a man But he only was a-puffin' No cries is heard in the night As a result of him stuffin' Bruce Fowler on trombone, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax, and lead vocals, Terry Bozzio on drums, Tom Fowler on bass, Denny Walley on slide, George Duke on keyboards, Captain Beefheart on vocals, and soprano sax, and madness. Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. Goodnight Austin, Texas, where ever you are Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Promiscuous, Rhymin Man, The Untouchables, What Kind Of Girl?, When The Lies So Big, Bwana Dik, Do You Like My New Car?, Latex Solar Beef, Lonesome Electric Turkey, Tears Began To Fall, The Mud Shark, What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?, Bobby Brown Goes Down, Catholic Girls, Dinah Moe Humm, Disco Boy, Dumb All Over, Goblin Girl, Hes So Gay, In France, Jewish Princess, Sex, Tinsel-Town Rebellion, Titties N Beer, Valley Girl, Were Turning Again, A Little Green Rosetta, Dong Work For Yuda, He Used To Cut The Grass, Packard Goose, 50/50, Dinah Moe Hum, Dirty Love, Montana, Bebop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmens Church), Cheepnis, Dont You Ever Wash That Thing?, Dummy Up, Echidnas Arf (Of You), Penguin In Bondage, Pygmy Twylyte, Son Of Orange County, Absolutely Free, Bow Tie Daddy, Flower Punk, Hot Poop, Lonely Little Girl, Mom and Dad, Mother People, Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy