Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Penis Dimension    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Penis Dimension Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Penis Dimension Theme ID: 10447 Album: N/A Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) George Duke (keyboards, trombone) Martin Lickert (bass) Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set) Jim Pons (vocals) Mark Volman: Penis dimension. Howard Kaylan: Penis dimension. Everybody: Penis dimension is worrying me. I can't hardly sleep at night 'Cause of penis dimension Do you worry? Do you worry a lot? No! Do you worry? Do you worry and moan ... That the size of your cock is not monsrtous enough? It's your penis dimension! Penis dimension! Howard Kaylan: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah Mark Volman: Hiya friends. Now just be honest about it. Did you ever consider the possibliity that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves might provide elements of subconscious tension? Weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being to have to become a politician. A policeman. A jesuit monk. A rock and roll guitar player. A wino. You name it. Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that can't afford a silicone beef-up, may become writers of hot books. Howard Kaylan: "Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim." Mark Volman: Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns. Howard Kaylan: "Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering slit." Ha ha ha! Mark Volman: Ooh, or racehorse jockeys. There is no reason why you, or your loved one should suffer. Things are bad enough, without the size of your organ adding even more misery to the troubles of the world. Howard Kaylan: Right on, right on! Mark Volman: Now, if your a lady and you've got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school: Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan: Anything over a mouthful, is wasted. Mark Volman: Yes! and isn't it the truth? And if you're a guy, one night you're at a party and you're trying to be cool, I mean, you aren't even wearing any underwear your being so cool, and somebody hits on you one night, and looks you up and down and he says uh, Howard Kaylan: Eight inches or less? Mark Volman: Well let me tell you, brother, that's the time when you got to turn around and look that son of a bitch right between the eyes. And you got to tell him these words: Related Lyrics Random lyrics: What Will This Morning Bring Me This Evening?, Montana (Whipping Floss), Room Service, Satumaa (Finnish Tango), Stinkfoot, Tush Tush Tush (A Token of My Extreme), Alien Orifice, I Dont Even Care, Porn Wars, Lemme Take You to the Beach, Strictly Genteel, The Orange County Lumber Truck, Cheap Thrills, We Are Not Alone, You Are What You Is, A Few Moments With Brother A. West, Mr. Green Genes, Zomby Woof, Sleep Dirt, Spider of Destiny, For the Young Sophisticate, The Adventures of Greggery Peccary, Time Is Money, Titties & Beer, At The Gas Station, Drums Are Too Noisy, Just One More Time, Very Distraughtening, Flambay, Duke of Prunes, Agency Man, Love Story, Frogs With Dirty Little Lips, Whats New In Baltimore, Dance Contest, Panty Rap, Peaches III, Pick Me, Im Clean, Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague, Electric Aunt Jemima, Our Bizarre Relationship, Prelude To King Kong, Tengo Na Minchia Tanta, The Air, The Uncle Meat Variations, The Voice Of Cheese, Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II, Dog Breath, St. Alphonzos Pancake Breakfast, Uncle Remus, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy