Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead Theme ID: 10177 Album: N/A While we're at it, we have a sort of a cowboy song we'd like to do for ya. This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th birthday of the united states of america, ladies and gentlemen. This is a song that warns you in advance, that next year, everybody is gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn't ought to buy, and not only that, they've been planning it for years. The name of this song is (pardon me), Poofters Froth, Wyoming, Plans Ahead. Poofters Froth, Wyoming, March Eleven Sixty-Seven Take a letter, Miss Abetter as our pigeons will be homin'. To our jobbers in Dakota And to Merwyn, Minnesota This is merely just a note about Performance to our quota Well, we've all come out to show dem, And the Elks have helped us Load 'em Little packets full of jackets Little rackets, little rackets Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments Little Pofter's Froth Anointments Little hoods, little goods Little doo-dads from the woods The entire stock is shipping Oh our shod is hardly slipping To the markets of the world Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled! T-shirt racks, rubber snacks, Poster rolls with matching tacks Yes, a special beer for sports (and aper cups that hold two quarts) Everything a nation needs For making hoopla while it feeds The trash compactos, small reactors, Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers: This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute(HYULK!) Two hundred years have gone ka-poot! Ah but we have been astute! Signed: Anon. - Wyo. Galoot Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Rhymin Man, The Untouchables, What Kind Of Girl?, When The Lies So Big, Bwana Dik, Do You Like My New Car?, Latex Solar Beef, Lonesome Electric Turkey, Tears Began To Fall, The Mud Shark, What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?, Bobby Brown Goes Down, Catholic Girls, Dinah Moe Humm, Disco Boy, Dumb All Over, Goblin Girl, Hes So Gay, In France, Jewish Princess, Sex, Tinsel-Town Rebellion, Titties N Beer, Valley Girl, Were Turning Again, A Little Green Rosetta, Dong Work For Yuda, He Used To Cut The Grass, Packard Goose, 50/50, Dinah Moe Hum, Dirty Love, Montana, Bebop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmens Church), Cheepnis, Dont You Ever Wash That Thing?, Dummy Up, Echidnas Arf (Of You), Penguin In Bondage, Pygmy Twylyte, Son Of Orange County, Absolutely Free, Bow Tie Daddy, Flower Punk, Hot Poop, Lonely Little Girl, Mom and Dad, Mother People, Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance, Telephone Conversation, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy