Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - The Illinois Enema Bandit    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> The Illinois Enema Bandit Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: The Illinois Enema Bandit Theme ID: 10149 Album: N/A --- -------- ----- ------ And now folks it's time for Don Pardo To deliver our special Illinois Enema Bandit-type announcement Take it away, Don "This is a true story About a famous criminal From right around Chicago This is the story of Michael Kenyon A man who's serving time at this very moment For the crime of armed robbery It so happened, that at the time of the robbery Michael, decided to give his female victims A little enema Apparently, there was no law against that But his name lives on Michael Kenyon THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT!" The Illinois Enema Bandit I heard he's on the loose I heard he's on the loose Lord, the pitiful screams Of all them college-educated women... Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up (They'd be all bound down!) Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice The Illinois Enema Bandit I heard it on the news I heard it on the news Bloomington Illinois...he has caused some alarm Just sneakin' around there From farm to farm Got a rubberized bag And a hose on his arm Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump That he just might wanna pump Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump That he just might wanna pump Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump That he just might wanna pump The Illinois Enema Bandit One day he'll have to pay One day he'll have to pay The police will say, *"You're under arrest!"* And the judge would have him for a special guest The D.A. will order a secret test And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks And the judge would say, *"No poo-poo jokes!"* Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see, Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy... HOT SOAP WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!" And then the bandit might say, *"Why is everybody looking' at me?"* WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY? WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS KINDA MISERY? WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY? Now, one girl shout: *"Let the Bandit be!"* BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? TELL ME NOW, WHAT'S YOUR PLEA? Another girl shout: *"Let the fiend go free!"* ARE YOU GUILTY? BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS? The Bandit say, *"It must be just what they all needs..."* *"It must be just what they all needs..."* *"It must be just what they all needs..."* *"It must be just what they all needs..."* *"It must be just what they all needs..."* *"It must be just what they all needs..."* etc. repeat Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna enema Enema repeat Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Duke of Prunes, The Duke Regains His Chops, Uncle Bernies Farm, Apostrophe, Cosmik Debris, Dont Eat the Yellow Snow, Excentrifugal Forz, Father OBlivion, St. Alfonzos Pancake Breakfast, Stink Foot, 200 Years Old, Advance Romance, Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy, Cucamonga, Debra Kadabra, Man With The Woman Head, Muffin Man, Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead, Any Kind Of Pain, Bacon Fat, Dickies Such An Asshole, Elvis Has Just Left The Building, Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel, Jesus Thinks Youre A Jerk, Jezebel Boy, Outside Now, Planet Of The Baritone Women, Promiscuous, Rhymin Man, The Untouchables, What Kind Of Girl?, When The Lies So Big, Bwana Dik, Do You Like My New Car?, Latex Solar Beef, Lonesome Electric Turkey, Tears Began To Fall, The Mud Shark, What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?, Bobby Brown Goes Down, Catholic Girls, Dinah Moe Humm, Disco Boy, Dumb All Over, Goblin Girl, Hes So Gay, In France, Jewish Princess, Sex, Tinsel-Town Rebellion, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy