Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - The Poodle Lecture    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> The Poodle Lecture Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: The Poodle Lecture Theme ID: 10523 Album: N/A In the beginning GOD made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter GOD made the poodle-as you can see by this model that we have in front of us. When GOD made the poodle initially it was a very handsome sort of a dog-it had HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, evenly distributed all over its charming canine poodle-shape body. Shortly after the construction of the poodle itself, GOD made TWO big mistakes. The first one was called MAN, and the second one was called WO-MAN. WO-MAN looketh upon the poodle and saith unto herself, "This poodle, with hair evenly distributed all over its body, is of no use to me for it is not SLICK, it is not STREAMLINE, it is not FASHIONABLE, and in many instances it is REPULSIVE because of the brown things attached to the hair on the rear part of the dog, and I must have this dog modified," so he turneth onto MAN, and saith unto MAN, "SUCKER, GO GET A JOB!" And MAN, being the chump that he was, wenteth out and wenteth forth and lefteth the cave, and went into the world itself and gotteth a job. Whereupon he returneth to the cave with his MONEY, and the WO-MAN looketh upon the money and said, "SUCKER! Take this money and go buy me a pair of scissors, whereby I may clippeth upon this poodle and modify it to my own personal taste and secret moist innermost DESIRES." And the MAN, being the chump that he was, went out and bought her the poodle clipping shears and broughth 'em back to the WO-MAN and handeth the shears to the WO-MAN, whereupon she GRABBETH the poodle thusly . . . and with a DEFT, SWIFT, DENSE ECUMENICAL PATINA (Talk about it!) of STROKE (Talk about it!), she clippeth upon the poodle, near the FETLOCK, all across the THORAX, in the MEDULA, and . . . right near the cappuciano o'er here, and streamlined that sucker until it looked just like this, with little feet sticking out and a little ball on the end, making the dags very easy to remove, and she putteth t Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Captain Anarchy, Confused Youth, Culture Revolution, Daddy Warbux, Davey Destroyed The Punk Scene, Death Of A Nation, Drink Drank Punk, Free Nation?, Fuck Police Brutality, Got The Numbers, I Cant Stand Being With You, I Dont Believe, Im Having A Good Day, Indie Sux, Hardline Sux, Emo Sux, You Suck!, Kill The Rich, No Apology, No Difference, No More Dead, Outbreak, Police State In The USA, Police Story, Power To The Peaceful, Punk by the Book, Red White And Brainwashed, Right On, Safe Tonight, Shes My Little Go Go Dancer, Sold As Freedom, Spazs House Destruction Party, Stars And Stripes, Summer Squatter Go Home, Tearing Everyone Down, Thats Youth, The Consumers Song, The Panama Deception, The Truth, Their System Doesnt Work for You, This Is Not A Crass Song, This Machine Kills Fascists, Turncoat, Underground Network, Until It Happens To You, Weve Got His Gun, Youd Do The Same, Youve Got To Die For The Government, Carrion, Criminal, Never Is a Promise, Pale September, Shadowboxer, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy