Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Uncle Bernies Farm    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Uncle Bernies Farm Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Uncle Bernies Farm Theme ID: 10162 Album: N/A ----- -------- ---- (I'm dreaming...) There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up, A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!) A baby doll that burps 'n pees; A case of airplane glue! There's a hungry plastic troll, To scarf yo buddy's arm! There's a box of ugly plastic things marked: "UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM" There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS' There's a 'NATION' you can buy! There's a doll that looks like mommy (She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir) There's a doll that looks like daddy (He's a funny little man... Push a button 'n ask fo money: There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet) We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission! Christmas don't make it no more! Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York) There's a man who runs the country There's a man who tried to think And they're all made out of plastic (When they melt, they start to stink) There's a book with smiling children, Nearly dead with Christmas joys And smiling in his office is the creep who makes 'the toys' (They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying You got little plastic pools of blood Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I'm dreaming...) ...intestines...you can see right into his stomach... There's this other thing, I... I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench and comes with a tape recorder... I got plastic brass knuckles with sound effects We got a '39 Chevy Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Cucamonga, Debra Kadabra, Man With The Woman Head, Muffin Man, Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead, Any Kind Of Pain, Bacon Fat, Dickies Such An Asshole, Elvis Has Just Left The Building, Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel, Jesus Thinks Youre A Jerk, Jezebel Boy, Outside Now, Planet Of The Baritone Women, Promiscuous, Rhymin Man, The Untouchables, What Kind Of Girl?, When The Lies So Big, Bwana Dik, Do You Like My New Car?, Latex Solar Beef, Lonesome Electric Turkey, Tears Began To Fall, The Mud Shark, What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?, Bobby Brown Goes Down, Catholic Girls, Dinah Moe Humm, Disco Boy, Dumb All Over, Goblin Girl, Hes So Gay, In France, Jewish Princess, Sex, Tinsel-Town Rebellion, Titties N Beer, Valley Girl, Were Turning Again, A Little Green Rosetta, Dong Work For Yuda, He Used To Cut The Grass, Packard Goose, 50/50, Dinah Moe Hum, Dirty Love, Montana, Bebop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmens Church), Cheepnis, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy