Song Lyrics FRANK ZAPPA - Won Ton On    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> FRANK ZAPPA Singer Lyrics [FRANK ZAPPA other resources]>> Won Ton On Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: FRANK ZAPPA Music Title/Track: Won Ton On Theme ID: 10329 Album: N/A Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Chuck Wild (piano) Arthur Barrow (bass) Scott Thunes (bass) Jay Anderson (string bass) Ed Mann (percussion) Chad Wackerman (drums) Ike Willis (vocals) Terry Bozzio (vocals) Dale Bozzio (vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (vocals) Bob Harris (vocals) Johnny "Guitar" Watson (vocals) NOT REALLY HARRY'S VOICE: ECUAS-NZBE? THING-FISH: Whiff it, Boy! Whiff it good, now! MAMMIES, step forward 'n try t'git on down wit dem BROADWAY ZOMBIES! Dis de closin' numbuh, now! MOSES! Git yo' brown ass ovuh heah! Leave de Co-log-nuh alone fo' a minnit. Whyn'tcha go on 'n cornhole ya' some EVIL PRINCE! I B'lieve he done evolved to de point where he kin hannle it now! See dat? Uh-huh! Look like he severely enjoyin' it awready! Sound like he enjoyin' it, too! Wuh- Oh! I smells trubba! Look like he got de eeyah- noosht! Ain't no two ways about it. The MAMMIES dance tangos with the ZOMBIES, (eventually hurling them offstage), the EVIL PRINCE corn-holes RHONDA (who doesn't even notice as she waves her magic-wand fountain pen around for HARRY to follow), THING-FISH snatches up THE CRAB-GRASS BABY and OB'DEWLLA (one in each hand), shaking them like maracas, while twirl-dancing around the yard, HARRY-AS- A-BOY and the ARTIFICIAL RHONDA re-appear, chasing after the infant, QUENTIN ROBERT DE NAMELAND corn-holes BROWN MOSES. OPAL rides the bull while FRANCESCO gives her an enema. The nativity box rotates erratically, deli- vering DUTCH MIDGETS who offer onions to the audience. THING-FISH: 'Fo y'all departs, I jes' wish to say in conclu- sium, as matters o' dis gravity gen'rally re- quire some type o' philosomical post-scription, dat what y'all have witnessed heah tonight were a TRUE STORY - only de names o' de potatoes have been changed to protect de innocent. GALOOT CO-LOG-NUH! DON'T BUY IT, PEOPLES! Dis have been a public service ernouncemint. Wave good-night to de white folks, 'DEWLLA! A conga-line is formed. They all exit through the audience, except for FRANCESCO, THING-FISH & SISTER OB'DEWLLA 'X' (the CRAB-GRASS BABY has been returned to HARRY-AS-A-BOY and ARTIFICIAL RHONDA). RHONDA: This is SYMBOLISM, HARRY! HARRY: ...not the stuff that 'Freckles' lets out! RHONDA: This is SYMBOLISM! Really deep, intense, thought-provoking Broadway SYMBOLISM. Really Modern, HARRY... HARRY: Take your hand off that chain, honey! RHONDA: Fuck that briefcases... HARRY: ...not the briefcase... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Canadian Customs, Chalk Pie, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Try This at Home, For Duane, Goa, Hotel Atlanta Incidentals, Is That All There Is?, It Aint Necessarily the Saint James Infirmary, Move It or Park It, Once Again, Without the Net, Orrin Hatch on Skis, Outside Now (Original Solo), Republicans, Sexual Harassment in the Workplace, Swans? What Swans?, Systems of Edges, That Ol G Minor Thing Again, Thats Not Really a Shuffle, Thats Not Really Reggae, Things That Look Like Meat, Were We Ever Really Safe in San Antonio?, When No One Was No One, Which One Is It?, Beat It With Your Fist, Canarsie, Gee, I Like Your Pants, Heavy Duty Judy, Pink Napkins, Pinocchios Furniture, Return of the Son of Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar, Ship Ahoy, Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar, Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar Some More, Soup n Old Clothes, Stucco Homes, Treacherous Cretins, Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression, My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, San Berdino, Sunrise Redeemer, Too Ugly for Show Business, I Come from Nowhere, Teen-Age Prostitute, Approximate, Are You Upset?, Church Chat, Johnny Darling, Little Girl of Mine, Little Rubber Girl, Other FRANK ZAPPA song Lyrics Camarillo Brillo Lyrics Harry, Youre a Beast Lyrics How Could I Be Such A Fool Lyrics Daddy, Daddy, Daddy Lyrics I Aint Got No Heart Lyrics Im Not Satisfied Lyrics Lets Make the Water Turn Black Lyrics Louie, Louie Lyrics More Trouble Every Day Lyrics Oh No Lyrics Wowie Zowie Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Zappacosta Lyrics Zarah Leander Lyrics Zaunpfahl Lyrics Zavorash Lyrics Zaza Mama Lyrics Zazie Lyrics Zazie and Le Forestier MaximeRoch VoisineGarouJean-Jacques Goldman Lyrics Zdravko Colic Lyrics Zeaver Lyrics Zebda Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy