Song Lyrics Feel So Bad - The Ballad Of Robert Moore And Betty Coltraine    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> F>> Feel So Bad Singer Lyrics [Feel So Bad other resources]>> The Ballad Of Robert Moore And Betty Coltraine Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Feel So Bad Music Title/Track: The Ballad Of Robert Moore And Betty Coltraine Theme ID: 6868 Album: N/A There was a thick-set man with frog-eyes was standing at the door And a little bald man with wing-nuts ears was waiting in the car Well, Robert Moore passed the frog-eyed man as he walked into the bar And Betty Coltraine she jumped under her table "What's your pleasure?" asked the barman, he had a face like boiled meat "There's a girl called Betty Coltraine that I have come to see" "But I ain't seen that girl 'round here for more than a week" And Betty Coltraine she hid beneath the table Well, then in came a sailor with mermaids tattooed on his arms Followed by the man with wing-nut ears who was waiting in the car Well, Robert Moore sensed trouble, he'd seen it coming from afar And Betty Coltraine she gasped beneath the table Well, the sailor said, "I'm looking for my wife!They call her Betty Coltraine" And the frog-eyed man said, "That can't be!That's my wife's maiden name!" And the man with the wing-nut ears said, "Hey, I married her back in Spain" And Betty Coltraine crossed herself beneath the table Well, Robert Moore stepped up and said, "That woman is my wife" And he drew a silver pistol and a wicked Bowie knife And he shot the man with the wing-nut ears straight between the eyes And Betty Coltraine she moaned under the table Well, the frog-eyed man jumped at Robert Moore who stabbed him in the chest As Mr. Frog-Eyes died, he said, "Betty, you're the girl that I loved best" Then the sailor pulled a razor and Robert blasted him to bits And, "Betty, I know you're under the table!" "Well, have no fear," said Robert Moore, "I do not want to hurt you Never a woman did I love near half as much as you You are the blessed sun to me, girl, and you are the sacred moon" And Betty shot his legs out from under the table Well, Robert Moore went down heavy with a crash upon the floor And over to his thrashing body Betty Coltraine she did crawl She put the gun to the back of his head and pulled the trigger once more And blew his brains out all over the table Well, Betty stood up and shook her head and waved the smoke away Said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Barman, to leave your place this way" As she emptied out their wallets, she said, "I'll collect my severance pay" Then she winked and threw a dollar on the table Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Mercy Seat (Video Version), The Moon Is In The Gutter, The Ship Song, The Singer, The Six Strings That Drew Blood, The Sorrowful Wife, The Train Song, The Weeping Song, The Witness Song, There Is A Kingdom, There Is A Town, There She Goes My Beautiful World, Train-Long Suffering, Tupelo, Tupelo (Single Version), Up Jumped The Devil, Wanted Man, Watching Alice, We Came Along This Road, Well Of Misery, West Country Girl, What A Wonderful World, When I First Came To Town, Where Do We Go Now But Nowhere, Wings Off Flies, Wonderful Life, Yard, Your Funeral My Trial, Zoo-Music Girl, Death Is Not The End, Where The Wild Roses Grow, Henry Lee, Accidental Love, Accidental Love, All Connected, Anniversary, Arm, As Good As It Gets, Astronaut, Communicate, Emotional Allstar, Fallout Shelter, Fishing For Lisa, Float, Flood, Forest, Fragile, Friend, From Space With Love, Honey God, Other Feel So Bad song Lyrics (Ill Love You) Till The End Of The World Lyrics A Box For Black Paul Lyrics Abattoir Blues Lyrics Aint Gonna Rain Anymore Lyrics All Tomorrows Parties Lyrics And No More Shall We Part Lyrics Are You The One That Ive Been Waiting For Lyrics As I Sat Sadly By Her Side Lyrics Avalanche Lyrics Babe Im On Fire Lyrics Babe You Turn Me On Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Feel So Bad and Pj HarveyKylie Minogue Lyrics Feel So Bad with Kylie Minogue Lyrics Feel So Bad with Pj Harvey Lyrics Feelers Lyrics Feelers, The Lyrics Feelies Lyrics Feelies, The Lyrics Feeling Left Out Lyrics Feenom Circle Lyrics Feestridders Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy