Song Lyrics Gaelic Storm - Johhny Tarr    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> G>> Gaelic Storm Singer Lyrics [Gaelic Storm other resources]>> Johhny Tarr Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Gaelic Storm Music Title/Track: Johhny Tarr Theme ID: 1207 Album: N/A Lemme tell you a little story about a man named Johnny Tarr He was a hard drinking son of a preacher, always at the bar Lager from the tap or shots of Paddy from the shelf He could open his throttle and throw backa bottl as quickas the devil himself ... Johnny Tarr! Word got around that Johnny Tarr was no pretender, From Clare to here they'd lock up the beer when Johnny went on a bender Down at Dickey Mack's, the Rising Sun, or at the Swan If he was drinking at seven by ten to eleven well all the booze woulb be gone! Johnny Tarr! Chorus: Even if you say it yourself, you wouldn't believe, And I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fell who says it's true! It was nine in the morning on a cold rainy night, Johnny rolled into the Castle Bar, looking to get tight He had money in his pocket, he had whiskey in his eye, He said: Get up off your asses and set up the glasses, I'm drinking this place dry! Now all the serious boozers, they were soon broken hearted When Johnny finished off six and he was only getting started Guzzling down the pints, knockin' em back like candy, He was lookin' alright to be drinkin' all night, then Nora brought out the Brandy! Johnny Tarr! Chorus Johnny drank the whole damn bottle, had another pint or two, When it made no impression he started his session with Murphy's Millenium Brew He was waiting for a pint when his face turned green Jesus, Johnny fell down after only fifteen! You could have heard a pin drop, then the crowd let out a roar It took five cork women to lift Johnny off the floor! The doctor looked him over and said you better call the hearse: but Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Cyber Future, Die For Your King, Fire Ice, Freedom Calls, Heavens Gate, Heavy Metal Heart, Inside The Storm, Keepers Of Time, Star Wars, Watch The Sky, O Holy Night, Komm Susser Tod, Hero In Me, In Your Eyes Peter Gabriel Cover, 3 Millions De Joconde, 69 Anne Erotique, 69 AnneE eRotique, Adieu, CrAture, Adieu CreAture, Aeroplanes, Ah! Melody, Amour Sans Amour, Aux Armes Et Caetera, Aux Enfants De La Chance, Bad News from the Stars, Baille Baille Samantha, Ballade De Melody Nelson, Bana Basadi Balalo, Baudelaire, Black And White, Black Trombone, Bloody Jack, Bonnie and Clyde, Brigade Des Stups, Cannabis, Cargo Culte, Ce Grand MeChant Vous, Ce Mortel Ennui, Ces Petits Riens, Cha Cha Cha Du Loup, Chanson De Maglia, Charleston, Charleston Des DeMeNageurs De Pianos, Chatterton, Chez Les Ye Ye, Chez Max Coiffeur Pour Hommes, Coco And Co, Comic Strip, Comic Trip, Comment Trouvez Vous Ma Soeur, Other Gaelic Storm song Lyrics Before The Night Is Over Lyrics Beggarman Lyrics Black Is The Colour Lyrics Heart Of The Ocean Lyrics I Thought I Knew You Lyrics Johnny Tarr Lyrics Marys Eyes Lyrics Sge Was The Prize Lyrics Tell Me Ma Lyrics The Leaving Of Liverpool Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Gaensehaut Lyrics Gafford John Lyrics Gaia Epicus Lyrics Gail Ann Dorsey Lyrics Gainax Lyrics Gaines Jefferey Lyrics Gainsbourg Serge Lyrics Gaither Vocal Band Lyrics Gal Costa Lyrics Gala Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy