Song Lyrics Gang Bloodhound - Hell Yeah    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> G>> Gang Bloodhound Singer Lyrics [Gang Bloodhound other resources]>> Hell Yeah Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Gang Bloodhound Music Title/Track: Hell Yeah Theme ID: 2338 Album: N/A Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now! We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V. Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2" If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no Hell yeah (x4) If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose" If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no Hell yeah (x4) And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar? To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged Yeah that's what I would do if I were God So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven" With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick You just can't teach an old God new tricks But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade Yeah that's what I would do if I were God Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Live At The Apollo, Magna Cum Nada, Mama Say, Mamas Boy, Mope, Nightmare At The Apollo, No Rest For The Wicked, One Way, Pickles and Fudge, Rang Dang, Right Turn Clyde, Right Turn Klyde, Rip Taylor Is God, She Aint Got No Legs, Shitty Record Offer, Should Have Been There, Shut Up, Take The Long Way Home, The balad of Chasey Lain, The Ballad Of Chasey Lain, The Inevitable Return Of The Great White, The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope, Three Point One Four, We Are The Knuckleheads, We Are The Knuckleheads Banned Version, Whys Everybody Always Pickin On Me, Yellow Fever, Youre Pretty When Im Drunk, Your Only Friends Are Make Believe, Yummy Down On This, A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying, Along Comes Mary, Hell Yeah, I Hope You Die, Magna Cum Nada, Mamas Boy, Mope, Right Turn Clyde, Take The Long Way Home, The Ballad Of Chasey Lain, The Inevitable Return of The Great White Dope, The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey, Three Point One Four, Fire Water Burn, Gimme Some Loving, Funk 49, 5.45, 5.45, A Man With a Good Car, A Piece of My Heart, Other Gang Bloodhound song Lyrics A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper is Lyrics A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying Lyrics Along Comes Mary Lyrics Asleep At The Wheel Lyrics BHGPSA Lyrics Bad Touch Lyrics Boom Lyrics Cheese Tidbit Lyrics Convoy Lyrics Coo Coo Ca Choo Lyrics Fire Water Burn Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Gang Gajang Lyrics Gang James Lyrics Gang of Four Lyrics Gang Starr Lyrics Gang Sugarhill Lyrics ganggajang Lyrics Gangsta Blac Lyrics Gangsta Boo Lyrics Gangsta Pat Lyrics Gangstar Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy