Song Lyrics Gang Bloodhound - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> G>> Gang Bloodhound Singer Lyrics [Gang Bloodhound other resources]>> I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Gang Bloodhound Music Title/Track: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Theme ID: 2341 Album: N/A If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a super model would be easy Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb' Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Mamas Boy, Mope, Nightmare At The Apollo, No Rest For The Wicked, One Way, Pickles and Fudge, Rang Dang, Right Turn Clyde, Right Turn Klyde, Rip Taylor Is God, She Aint Got No Legs, Shitty Record Offer, Should Have Been There, Shut Up, Take The Long Way Home, The balad of Chasey Lain, The Ballad Of Chasey Lain, The Inevitable Return Of The Great White, The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope, Three Point One Four, We Are The Knuckleheads, We Are The Knuckleheads Banned Version, Whys Everybody Always Pickin On Me, Yellow Fever, Youre Pretty When Im Drunk, Your Only Friends Are Make Believe, Yummy Down On This, A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying, Along Comes Mary, Hell Yeah, I Hope You Die, Magna Cum Nada, Mamas Boy, Mope, Right Turn Clyde, Take The Long Way Home, The Ballad Of Chasey Lain, The Inevitable Return of The Great White Dope, The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey, Three Point One Four, Fire Water Burn, Gimme Some Loving, Funk 49, 5.45, 5.45, A Man With a Good Car, A Piece of My Heart, Anthrax, Arabic, At Home Hes A Tourist, Other Gang Bloodhound song Lyrics A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper is Lyrics A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying Lyrics Along Comes Mary Lyrics Asleep At The Wheel Lyrics BHGPSA Lyrics Bad Touch Lyrics Boom Lyrics Cheese Tidbit Lyrics Convoy Lyrics Coo Coo Ca Choo Lyrics Fire Water Burn Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Gang Gajang Lyrics Gang James Lyrics Gang of Four Lyrics Gang Starr Lyrics Gang Sugarhill Lyrics ganggajang Lyrics Gangsta Blac Lyrics Gangsta Boo Lyrics Gangsta Pat Lyrics Gangstar Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy