Song Lyrics Gang Bloodhound - Three Point One Four    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> G>> Gang Bloodhound Singer Lyrics [Gang Bloodhound other resources]>> Three Point One Four Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Gang Bloodhound Music Title/Track: Three Point One Four Theme ID: 2371 Album: N/A My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me Lefty? Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me I need to find a new vagina Any kind of new vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese Preferably for me fat-free American singles only I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me I need to find a new vagina Any kind of new vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina Vagina vagina vagina vagina Vagina vagina vagina vagina Related Lyrics Random lyrics: I Hope You Die, Magna Cum Nada, Mamas Boy, Mope, Right Turn Clyde, Take The Long Way Home, The Ballad Of Chasey Lain, The Inevitable Return of The Great White Dope, The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey, Three Point One Four, Fire Water Burn, Gimme Some Loving, Funk 49, 5.45, 5.45, A Man With a Good Car, A Piece of My Heart, Anthrax, Arabic, At Home Hes A Tourist, Call Me Up, Contract, Damaged Goods, Ether, Glass, Guns Before Butter, I Fled, I Found That Essence Rare, I Love A Man In A Uniform, I Will Be a Good Boy, Independence, It Dont Matter, It Is Not Enough, Life! Its a Shame, Muscle for Brains, Naturals Not in It, Not Great Men, Of the Instant, Return The Gift, Silver Lining, The History Of The World, We Live as We Dream, Alone, Woman Town, 1/2 & 1/2, 12 And 12, 2 Deep, 2 Steps Ahead, Above Clouds, All 4 Tha Cash, Alongwaytogo, Other Gang Bloodhound song Lyrics A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper is Lyrics A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying Lyrics Along Comes Mary Lyrics Asleep At The Wheel Lyrics BHGPSA Lyrics Bad Touch Lyrics Boom Lyrics Cheese Tidbit Lyrics Convoy Lyrics Coo Coo Ca Choo Lyrics Fire Water Burn Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Gang Gajang Lyrics Gang James Lyrics Gang of Four Lyrics Gang Starr Lyrics Gang Sugarhill Lyrics ganggajang Lyrics Gangsta Blac Lyrics Gangsta Boo Lyrics Gangsta Pat Lyrics Gangstar Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy