Song Lyrics Garland Judy - Be A Clown    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> G>> Garland Judy Singer Lyrics [Garland Judy other resources]>> Be A Clown Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Garland Judy Music Title/Track: Be A Clown Theme ID: 3325 Album: N/A I'll remember forever, when I was but three, Mama, who was clever remarking to me: "If, son, when you're grown up, you want everything nice, I've got your future sewn up if you take this advice: Be a clown, Be a clown, All the world loves a clown Act the fool, play the calf And you'll always have the last laugh, Wear the cap and the bells And you'll rate with all the great swells, If you become a doctor, folks'll face you with dread, If you become a dentist, they'll be glad when you're dead, You'll get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head. Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown! Be a clown, Be a clown, All the world loves a clown Be a crazy buffoon And the 'demoiselles'll all swoon, Dress in huge baggy pants And you'll ride the road to romance, A butcher or a baker ladies never embrace, A barber for a beau would be a social disgrace, They all'll come to call if you can fall on your face. Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown! Be a clown, Be a clown, All the world loves a clown Be the poor silly ass And you'll always travel first class, Give 'em quips, give 'em fun, And they'll pay to say you're A-1, If you become a farmer you've the weather to buck, If you become a gambler, you'll be stuck with your luck But jack you'll never lack if you can quack like a duck, Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Blues in the Night, Boy Next Door, But Not for Me, Embraceable You, For Me and My Gal, Im Nobodys Baby, Trolley Song, Youll Never Walk Alone, Friendly Star, Gotta Have Me Go With You, Happy Harvest, Look for the Silver Lining, Mack The Black, On the Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe, The Boy Next Door, The Texas Tornado, You Made Me Love You (Dear Mr. Gable), Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, I Got Rhythm, Meet Me In St. Louis, The Trolley Song, Friendship, How About You?, Meet Me in St. Louis, Louis, Our Love Affair, Love, Bidin My Time, Boys and Girls Like You and Me, A Pretty Girl Milking Her Cow, Everybody Sing, Im Always Chasing Rainbows, Im Just Wild About Harry, If I Had You, Oceans Apart, On the Sunny Side of the Street, Poor You, Sleep My Baby Sleep, Stompin at the Savoy, Ten Pins in the Sky, That Old Black Magic, The Jitterbug, Wearing of the Green, You Made Me Love You, Alexanders Ragtime Band, Battle Hymn of the Republic, Smile, Alexanders Ragtime Band, Merry Christmas, Down With Love, Alone, Other Garland Judy song Lyrics Im Nobodys Baby Lyrics Over The Rainbow Lyrics After Youve Gone Lyrics Chicago Lyrics Come Rain or Come Shine Lyrics Do It Again Lyrics I Cant Give You Anything But Love Lyrics Lucky Day Lyrics Over the Rainbow Lyrics San Francisco Lyrics Stormy Weather Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Garnet Mimms Lyrics Garnet Mimms and The Enchanters Lyrics Garnett Gale Lyrics Garou Lyrics Garou F/ Celine Dion Lyrics Garou with Alain Souchon Lyrics Garou with Patricia Kaas Lyrics Garrett Leif Lyrics Garrison Starr Lyrics Garry Glitter Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy