Song Lyrics George Carlin - Advertising Lullaby    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> G>> George Carlin Singer Lyrics [George Carlin other resources]>> Advertising Lullaby Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: George Carlin Music Title/Track: Advertising Lullaby Theme ID: 7531 Album: N/A Quality, value, style, service, selection, convenience Economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality Low rates, friendly service, name brands, easy terms Affordable prices, money-back guarantee. Free installation, free admission, free appraisal, free alterations, Free delivery, free estimates, free home trial, and free parking. No cash?No problem!No kidding!No fuss, no muss, No risk, no obligation, no red tape, no down payment, No entry fee, no hidden charges, no purchase necessary, No one will call on you, no payments or interest till September. Limited time only, though, so act now, order today, send no money, Offer good while supplies last, two to a customer, each item sold separately, Batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final, Allow six weeks for delivery, some items not available, Some assembly required, some restrictions may apply. So come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation with our friendly, professional staff.Our experienced and knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a selection that's just right for you and just right for your budget. And say, don't forget to pick up your free gift: a classic deluxe custom designer luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet pocket pencil sharpener.Yours for the asking, no purchase necessary.It's our way of saying thank you. And if you act now, we'll include an extra added free complimentary bonus gift at no cost to you: a classic deluxe custom designer luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet combination key ring, magnifying glass, and garden hose, in a genuine imitation leather-style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim. Yours for the asking, no purchase necessary.It's our way of saying thank you. Actually, it's our way of saying 'Bend over just a little farther so we can stick this big advertising dick up your ass a little bit deeper, a little bit deeper, a little bit DEEPER, you miserable no-good dumbass fucking consumer!' Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Atomic Dog, Baby I Owe You Something Good, Back In Our Minds, Balance, Be My Beach, Better By The Pound, Biological Speculation, Can You Get To That, Cant Stand The Strain, Cholly Funk Gettin Ready To Roll, Comin Round The Mountain, Cosmic Slop, Electric Spanking Of War Babies, Electro Cuties, Electro-Cuties, Eulogy And Light, Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time, Foot Soldiers Star Spangled Funky, Freak Of The Week, Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow, Friday Night August 14th, Funk Gets Stronger Killer Millimeter Longer Versi, Funk Gets Stronger Part 1, Funky Dollar Bill, Good Old Music, Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts, Good To Your Earhole, Groovallegiance, Hit It And Quit It, Holly Wants To Go To California, How Do Yeaw View You, I Bet You, I Got A Thing, You Got A Thing, Everybodys Got A, I Wanna Know If Its Good To You, Ill Stay, Im Never Gonna Tell It, Icka Prick, If You Dont Like The Effects Dont Produce The C, If You Got Funk You Got Style, Into You, Jimmys Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him, Lets Make It Last, Lets Take It To The People, Lets Take It To The Stage, Loose Booty, Maggot Brain, March To The Witchs Castle, Miss Lucifers Love, Mommy Whats A Funkadelic, Music For My Mother, Other George Carlin song Lyrics Darth Vader Uses Ebonics Lyrics Hair Poem Lyrics The Paradox Of Our Time Lyrics The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Tv Lyrics Other Artists George Clinton Lyrics George Clinton And The Funkadelics Lyrics George Cobb Lyrics George Ducas Lyrics George Duke Lyrics George F/ Krus-D & Carlos F Lyrics George Formby Lyrics George Fox Lyrics Gershwin George Lyrics George Gershwin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy