Song Lyrics George Carlin - Hair Poem    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> G>> George Carlin Singer Lyrics [George Carlin other resources]>> Hair Poem Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: George Carlin Music Title/Track: Hair Poem Theme ID: 7533 Album: N/A Hair Poem--George Carlin I'm aware some stare at my hair. In fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my hair. But I don't care, Cause they're not aware, Nor are they debonair. In fact, they're just square. They see hair down to there, Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear! I say, "No fair!" A head that's bare is really nowhere. So be like a bear, be fair with your hair! Show it you care. Wear it to there. Or to there. Or to there, if you dare! My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare. Did I care? Au contraire! Spare hair is fair! In fact, hair can be rare. Fred Astaire got no hair, Nor does a chair, Nor nor a chocolate eclair, And where is the hair on a pear? Nowhere, mon frere! So now that I've shared this affair of the hair, I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care? (Beard Poem) Here's my beard. Ain't it weird? Don't be sceered, Just a beard Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Back In Our Minds, Balance, Be My Beach, Better By The Pound, Biological Speculation, Can You Get To That, Cant Stand The Strain, Cholly Funk Gettin Ready To Roll, Comin Round The Mountain, Cosmic Slop, Electric Spanking Of War Babies, Electro Cuties, Electro-Cuties, Eulogy And Light, Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time, Foot Soldiers Star Spangled Funky, Freak Of The Week, Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow, Friday Night August 14th, Funk Gets Stronger Killer Millimeter Longer Versi, Funk Gets Stronger Part 1, Funky Dollar Bill, Good Old Music, Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts, Good To Your Earhole, Groovallegiance, Hit It And Quit It, Holly Wants To Go To California, How Do Yeaw View You, I Bet You, I Got A Thing, You Got A Thing, Everybodys Got A, I Wanna Know If Its Good To You, Ill Stay, Im Never Gonna Tell It, Icka Prick, If You Dont Like The Effects Dont Produce The C, If You Got Funk You Got Style, Into You, Jimmys Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him, Lets Make It Last, Lets Take It To The People, Lets Take It To The Stage, Loose Booty, Maggot Brain, March To The Witchs Castle, Miss Lucifers Love, Mommy Whats A Funkadelic, Music For My Mother, Nappy Dugout, No Compute, Other George Carlin song Lyrics Advertising Lullaby Lyrics Darth Vader Uses Ebonics Lyrics The Paradox Of Our Time Lyrics The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Tv Lyrics Other Artists George Clinton Lyrics George Clinton And The Funkadelics Lyrics George Cobb Lyrics George Ducas Lyrics George Duke Lyrics George F/ Krus-D & Carlos F Lyrics George Formby Lyrics George Fox Lyrics Gershwin George Lyrics George Gershwin Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy