Song Lyrics George Clinton And The Funkadelics - No Compute    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> G>> George Clinton And The Funkadelics Singer Lyrics [George Clinton And The Funkadelics other resources]>> No Compute Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: George Clinton And The Funkadelics Music Title/Track: No Compute Theme ID: 7593 Album: N/A Ah, I awakened from a wet dream in which I was restless {?} My imagination could no longer take me there So I slid into my copping haberdashery And gave into the original jones: sex. Now, my sexy jones was below sea level The hornies occupied my being I was at that stage where most men would say, "Hey ho', it's your life or your lay." But I was cooler than that. She said, "No compute." I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was there So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan She screamed and said, "Are you asking to make love to me?" I said, "Is pig what's in pork? Or you gonna play hard After all the trouble you went through to get chosen?" She said, ah, "No compute." Finally, she said, ah, "I could, ah, probably go for what you're talking about. But it's really about my birth control pill." I said, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack. When in doubt, vamp. Or at least ad-lib. And of course you know that spit don't make babies." She smiled, and said, "No compute." But I could tell that she was getting interested {?}. So off we went! There was fun to be had, love to be made. "Strange", I said to myself after I laid, Smoking a last joint before I ??? to sleep "What a man will go for when the hornies, ah, set in." Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring Breath smelling like a 1948 Buick I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Shockwaves, Smokey, Some More, Soul Mate, Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On, Stuffs And Things, Super Stupid, Take Your Dead Ass Home, That Was My Girl, The Song Is Familiar, This Broken Heart, Trash A Go Go, Trash A Go-Go, Uncle Jam, Undisco Kidd, Wars Of Armageddon, We Hurt Too, What Is Soul, Who Says A Funk Band Cant Play Rock, You And Your Folks Me And My Folks, You Cant Miss What You Cant Measure, You Hit The Nail On The Head, You Scared The Lovin Outta Me, Alabama Jubilee, Every Time She Passes By, Hello Cruel World, In No Time At All, Invisible Man, Lipstick Promises, Long Trail Of Tears, My World Stopped Turning, Shame On Me, Stay The Night, Teardrops, Tricky Moon, Waiting And Wishing, Born To Love, Born to Love You, Is Love Enough?, Kinda Low, Laid Back Sunday, Love Songs, No Rhyme, No Reason, Sweet Baby, Whatever Happened To, Cry (Remix), A Farmers Boy, A Lad From Lancashire, All Going Back, American Medley, Other George Clinton And The Funkadelics song Lyrics Adolescent Funk Lyrics Alice In My Fantasies Lyrics America Eats Its Young Lyrics Atmosphere Lyrics Atomic Dog Lyrics Baby I Owe You Something Good Lyrics Back In Our Minds Lyrics Balance Lyrics Be My Beach Lyrics Better By The Pound Lyrics Biological Speculation Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists George Cobb Lyrics George Ducas Lyrics George Duke Lyrics George F/ Krus-D & Carlos F Lyrics George Formby Lyrics George Fox Lyrics Gershwin George Lyrics George Gershwin Lyrics George Hamilton IV Lyrics George Harrison Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy