Song Lyrics George Formby - If You Dont Want The Goods Dont Maul Em    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> G>> George Formby Singer Lyrics [George Formby other resources]>> If You Dont Want The Goods Dont Maul Em Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: George Formby Music Title/Track: If You Dont Want The Goods Dont Maul Em Theme ID: 7662 Album: N/A Now here s a little motto song I'd like to sing to you, Some of them are very old and some of them are new. But here?s one in particular it's funny in it's way, I wonder what we'd think if we heard our ancestors say. If you don't want the goods don't maul ' em don?t maul em, don't maul 'em If the saying old and true, you don't like it when it's said to you. Are you going to marry my daughter sir? Said pa to Johnny Doleham John said no so pa said go, if you don't want the goods, don't maul ' em. Now we all learned our history when we were kids at school, We went there almost every day to learn the golden rule. King Solomon was a gay old boy, he was a lively spark And this is what you might have heard while listening in the dark. If you don't want the goods .... etc. King Solomon had six hundred wives and he always used to call 'em, ' till one of them turned to him, and said if you don't want the goods don't maul 'em. Now Smith went to a doctor once who lived in Harley street He said my man those gallstones they will drag you off your feet, Just come inside my hospital at once without delay. He did and when they chloriformed him he was heard to say. If you don't want the goods .... etc. They were just about to operate on his appendix, what do you call 'em, When he popped up his head and to the doctor said if you don't want the goods don't maul ' em. Now once I took my holidays and went across to France, . I hadn't been there since the war so thought I'd take a chance. I strolled along a street that they call the Bous Boulogne , And when a French girl spoke to me I shouted out this song. If you don't want the goods .... etc. Now while I was in Paris I stayed in a what do you call 'em, There were notices on every wall, if you don't want the goods don't maul 'em Napoleon said I love my troops and whatever may befall 'em When Josephine stood up and said if you don't want the goods don't maul 'em Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Cry, G.S.T, Holidau, Homebrew, I Give You My Word, Nothing, Polyserena, Rain, Release, Run, Sellout, Spawn, Special Ones, Strange Days, Thats When You Come To Me, To The Void, Truth, Whats Holding Me, S Wonderful, A Woman Is A Sometime Thing, But Not for Me, Crazy For You, Embraceable You, Embraceable You, How Long Has This Been Going On?, I Got Rhythm, Ill Build a Stairway to Paradise, Ive Got A Crush On You, It Aint Necessarily So, Life Is Just A Bowl Of Cherries, Love Walked In, Nice Work If You Can Get It, Oh, Lady Be Good, Our Love Is Here To Stay, Somebody Loves Me, Someone to Watch over Me, Summertime, Swanee, The Man I Love, They All Laughed, They Cant Take That Away from Me, A Rose and a Baby Ruth, Abilene, Above And Beyond (the Call Of Love), Baby Blue Eyes, Back To Denver, Big Big Love, Candy Apple Red, Changes, China Doll, Other George Formby song Lyrics A Farmers Boy Lyrics A Lad From Lancashire Lyrics All Going Back Lyrics American Medley Lyrics Andy The Handy Man Lyrics As The Hours and The Days And The Weeks....... Lyrics Auntie Maggies Remedy Lyrics Blackpool Rock Lyrics Bunkums Travelling Show Lyrics Chinese Laundry Blues Lyrics Do De Odo Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists George Fox Lyrics Gershwin George Lyrics George Gershwin Lyrics George Hamilton IV Lyrics George Harrison Lyrics Harrison George Lyrics George Herbert Lyrics George Huff Lyrics George Jeffrey Lyrics George Jones Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy