Song Lyrics Half Man Half Biscuit - All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> H>> Half Man Half Biscuit Singer Lyrics [Half Man Half Biscuit other resources]>> All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Half Man Half Biscuit Music Title/Track: All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit Theme ID: 1605 Album: N/A There was one of the gang, who had Scalextric and because of that he thought he was better than you. Every day after school, You'd go around there to play it, Hoping to compete for some kind of championship, But it always took about 15 billion hours to set the track up. And even when you did, the thing never seemed to work. It was a dodgy transformer, again and again. A dodgy transformer, again and again. It was a dodgy transformer, again and again A dodgy transformer that cost 3 pounds 10. So he sent his doting mother Up the stairs with the stepladder, To get the Subutteo out of the loft. It had all the accessories required for that big-match atmosphere. The crowd and the dugout, and the floodlights, too. And you'd always get palmed off With a headless center-forward, And a goal-keeper with no arms, And a face like his. And he'd managed to get hold of A Dukla-Prague Away Kit, His uncle owned a sports shop and he'd kept it to one side. And after only five minutes You'd be down to ten men, And then he said sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left-winger. Come to half-time, you were losing four-nil. Each and every goal, a hotly disputed penalty So you smash up the floodlights And the game was abandoned, And the dog would bark And you'd be banned from his house. And your travelling army Of synthetic supporters Would be taken away from you And thrown in the bin. And now he's working In a job with a future. He hands me my Giro (as in fortnightly govt unemployment handout) every two weeks. And me I'm on the lookout For a proper transformer. Uh?! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Live I Hate Nerys Hughes, Live I Hate Nerys Hughes, Paintballs Coming Home (26904 Version), Reasons To Be Miserable, Rod Hull Is Alive Why, Teenage Armchair Honved Fan, The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman, The Best Things In Life, The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light O, The Referees Alphabet, Trumpton Riots, Vatican Broadside, When The Evening Sun Goes Down, Bounce, Fires in Hell, Ghetto Girl, Gimme Ya Luv, New Millennium, Quiet Money, Some Niggaz (Extended Version), Thug Luv, Tuff Guy, All By Myself, Always, Bad Reputation, Devil Shoes, Devils Shoes, Drive Away, Glitter, Gun For Hire, Held Under, I Lied, Sell Out, Sober, Taking Over, Thanks For The Ride, Touch Down, Cyberworld, Locked and Loaded, Made in Hell, Night Fall, Resurrection, Saviour, Silent Screams, Slow Down, Temptation, The One You Love to Hate, TWIST, Betrayal, Beyond The Realms Of Death, Other Half Man Half Biscuit song Lyrics (live) Lyrics 1966 And All That Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Ki Lyrics All I Want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka Prague Away Ki Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka-Prague Away Ki Lyrics Arthurs Farm Lyrics Dyou Ken Ted Mould Lyrics Dickie Davies Eyes Lyrics Dickie Davis Eyes Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Half-A-Mill Lyrics Halfcocked Lyrics Halford Lyrics Halford (Rob Halford) Lyrics Halford Rob Lyrics Halfway Heroes Lyrics Halfwayhome Lyrics Halifax Lyrics Hall Lyrics Hall & Oates Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy