Song Lyrics Half Man Half Biscuit - Arthurs Farm    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> H>> Half Man Half Biscuit Singer Lyrics [Half Man Half Biscuit other resources]>> Arthurs Farm Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Half Man Half Biscuit Music Title/Track: Arthurs Farm Theme ID: 1608 Album: N/A Arthur Askey and Dougie Wougie Bader, Went down to the Animal Farm. Dougie was a bore, With his stories from the war. And explaimed about the boil on his palm. Napoleon, very pink, offered both of them a drink, And a drink and a drink and a drink. Come the hour of four, there were legless to be sure, Not one of them had even had a wink, Of sleep. Everybody sang as loud as they could, "Two legs bad, but four legs good!" This made the boys feel pretty impressed. {? K. Winding film ?}, it was A.A at the helm, While Dougie played a quacker on the roof. After amputating limbs and {? the Oil of Murphy ?} hymns And a sign saying second-hand hooves. Years passed by, it got crazy in the sty. It was good, but it was total apathy! Everybody asked around As the Beast of Eeling Sound, Had been ruined by a busy busy bee! And shouts were heard from the East to the West, "Four legs good, but no legs best!" Invalidity reigned supreme. And shouts were heard from the East to the West, "Four legs good, but no legs best!" One-time visiters were now the regime Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Reasons To Be Miserable, Rod Hull Is Alive Why, Teenage Armchair Honved Fan, The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman, The Best Things In Life, The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (Is The Light O, The Referees Alphabet, Trumpton Riots, Vatican Broadside, When The Evening Sun Goes Down, Bounce, Fires in Hell, Ghetto Girl, Gimme Ya Luv, New Millennium, Quiet Money, Some Niggaz (Extended Version), Thug Luv, Tuff Guy, All By Myself, Always, Bad Reputation, Devil Shoes, Devils Shoes, Drive Away, Glitter, Gun For Hire, Held Under, I Lied, Sell Out, Sober, Taking Over, Thanks For The Ride, Touch Down, Cyberworld, Locked and Loaded, Made in Hell, Night Fall, Resurrection, Saviour, Silent Screams, Slow Down, Temptation, The One You Love to Hate, TWIST, Betrayal, Beyond The Realms Of Death, Blackout, Breaking The Law, Crucible, Other Half Man Half Biscuit song Lyrics (live) Lyrics 1966 And All That Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Ki Lyrics All I Want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka Prague Away Ki Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka-Prague Away Ki Lyrics Dyou Ken Ted Mould Lyrics Dickie Davies Eyes Lyrics Dickie Davis Eyes Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Half-A-Mill Lyrics Halfcocked Lyrics Halford Lyrics Halford (Rob Halford) Lyrics Halford Rob Lyrics Halfway Heroes Lyrics Halfwayhome Lyrics Halifax Lyrics Hall Lyrics Hall & Oates Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy