Song Lyrics Half Man Half Biscuit - Reasons To Be Miserable    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> H>> Half Man Half Biscuit Singer Lyrics [Half Man Half Biscuit other resources]>> Reasons To Be Miserable Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Half Man Half Biscuit Music Title/Track: Reasons To Be Miserable Theme ID: 1619 Album: N/A A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site, And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear: (wolf-whistle) Ta Neil (thanking Neil) And you stand there Witnessing the whole Neanderthal situation Wanting to twist your own brain out As they sit there on their newly build wall Laughing their hods off. Chorus: Reasons to be miserable, Another good excuse to be dead. It's one more thing to gripe about As I while away my time in bed. And then there's the person who collects all things "Piero", And loves Siamese cats, And thinks they're sophisticated because they eat Fries' Chocolate Cream, And who'd do anything to spend the night With a fellow of the turkish delights outfit, Who is full of instant mono-sodium glutimate, And they always have a portrait of a sad clown on the wall, And who go to charity shops, And tend to become slightly orgasmic At the thought of vampire lust. "Cringe!" Chorus x 2 And I don't know anyone who puts peaches on their cornflakes, either Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Fires in Hell, Ghetto Girl, Gimme Ya Luv, New Millennium, Quiet Money, Some Niggaz (Extended Version), Thug Luv, Tuff Guy, All By Myself, Always, Bad Reputation, Devil Shoes, Devils Shoes, Drive Away, Glitter, Gun For Hire, Held Under, I Lied, Sell Out, Sober, Taking Over, Thanks For The Ride, Touch Down, Cyberworld, Locked and Loaded, Made in Hell, Night Fall, Resurrection, Saviour, Silent Screams, Slow Down, Temptation, The One You Love to Hate, TWIST, Betrayal, Beyond The Realms Of Death, Blackout, Breaking The Law, Crucible, Crystal, Cyberworld, Drive, Electric Eye, Fugitive, Genocide, Golgotha, Handing Out Bullets, Heart Of A Lion, Hearts Of Darkness, Hells Last Survivor, Other Half Man Half Biscuit song Lyrics (live) Lyrics 1966 And All That Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Ki Lyrics All I Want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka Prague Away Ki Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka-Prague Away Ki Lyrics Arthurs Farm Lyrics Dyou Ken Ted Mould Lyrics Dickie Davies Eyes Lyrics Dickie Davis Eyes Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Half-A-Mill Lyrics Halfcocked Lyrics Halford Lyrics Halford (Rob Halford) Lyrics Halford Rob Lyrics Halfway Heroes Lyrics Halfwayhome Lyrics Halifax Lyrics Hall Lyrics Hall & Oates Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy