Song Lyrics Half Man Half Biscuit - The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> H>> Half Man Half Biscuit Singer Lyrics [Half Man Half Biscuit other resources]>> The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Half Man Half Biscuit Music Title/Track: The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman Theme ID: 1622 Album: N/A Well I heard a lovely rumor, That Bette Midler had a tumor, So gleefully I went to tell my friends. But they said it was a lie, That she wasn't going to die, "And by the way, have we got news for you!" And they told me that the man That I had always billed as "Dad", Hadn't met my "Mum" when I was born. And they reckon that I am, But I hope to God I'm not, The bastard son of Dean Friedman, The bastard son of Dean Friedman. And my school-work fell behind With this bombshell on my mind. Me art teacher said he understood. But he could only sympathise With the sadness in my eyes, Even though he'd shown my his Magerite! And in the "Corridors of Fear" I would shed a lovely tear, As ridicule flew at me from both sides. And they mocked me in my mocks, And embroidered in my socks, The bastard son of Dean Friedman, The bastard son of Dean Friedman. Supercalifragilisticborussiamunchengladbach And you can thank your lucky stars that you're not The bastard son of Dean Friedman, The bastard son of Dean Friedman Related Lyrics Random lyrics: New Millennium, Quiet Money, Some Niggaz (Extended Version), Thug Luv, Tuff Guy, All By Myself, Always, Bad Reputation, Devil Shoes, Devils Shoes, Drive Away, Glitter, Gun For Hire, Held Under, I Lied, Sell Out, Sober, Taking Over, Thanks For The Ride, Touch Down, Cyberworld, Locked and Loaded, Made in Hell, Night Fall, Resurrection, Saviour, Silent Screams, Slow Down, Temptation, The One You Love to Hate, TWIST, Betrayal, Beyond The Realms Of Death, Blackout, Breaking The Law, Crucible, Crystal, Cyberworld, Drive, Electric Eye, Fugitive, Genocide, Golgotha, Handing Out Bullets, Heart Of A Lion, Hearts Of Darkness, Hells Last Survivor, Heretic, Into The Pit, Jawbreaker, Other Half Man Half Biscuit song Lyrics (live) Lyrics 1966 And All That Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Ki Lyrics All I Want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka Prague Away Ki Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka-Prague Away Ki Lyrics Arthurs Farm Lyrics Dyou Ken Ted Mould Lyrics Dickie Davies Eyes Lyrics Dickie Davis Eyes Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Half-A-Mill Lyrics Halfcocked Lyrics Halford Lyrics Halford (Rob Halford) Lyrics Halford Rob Lyrics Halfway Heroes Lyrics Halfwayhome Lyrics Halifax Lyrics Hall Lyrics Hall & Oates Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy