Song Lyrics Half Man Half Biscuit - The Best Things In Life    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> H>> Half Man Half Biscuit Singer Lyrics [Half Man Half Biscuit other resources]>> The Best Things In Life Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Half Man Half Biscuit Music Title/Track: The Best Things In Life Theme ID: 1623 Album: N/A My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man And his wifes a touch skeptical, too. They've got one of those stickers In the back of their van; it says: We've seen the prices at the zoo. Well today I knocked upon their door And said that I was passing, And charlie launched a scathing attack. When I asked him what I'd done, he said "You stupid bastard! We live in a cul-de-sac!" Went to Darlene's party; it was fancy dress. I just stuck an apple in my face. I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress, Reckoned he'd beat Gagarin into space. He said "Hi there {? souls! ?} Like I'm sorry I'm late! But I was getting done up As a mobile thrash acetate!" Me, I got bored So I went home, Got into bed, And came to the conclusion... There is nothing better in life Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol There is nothing better in life Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol There is nothing better in life Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol There is nothing better in life Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Birol On a Saturday Night instead of going to a pub Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Quiet Money, Some Niggaz (Extended Version), Thug Luv, Tuff Guy, All By Myself, Always, Bad Reputation, Devil Shoes, Devils Shoes, Drive Away, Glitter, Gun For Hire, Held Under, I Lied, Sell Out, Sober, Taking Over, Thanks For The Ride, Touch Down, Cyberworld, Locked and Loaded, Made in Hell, Night Fall, Resurrection, Saviour, Silent Screams, Slow Down, Temptation, The One You Love to Hate, TWIST, Betrayal, Beyond The Realms Of Death, Blackout, Breaking The Law, Crucible, Crystal, Cyberworld, Drive, Electric Eye, Fugitive, Genocide, Golgotha, Handing Out Bullets, Heart Of A Lion, Hearts Of Darkness, Hells Last Survivor, Heretic, Into The Pit, Jawbreaker, Life In Black, Other Half Man Half Biscuit song Lyrics (live) Lyrics 1966 And All That Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Ki Lyrics All I Want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka Prague Away Ki Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka-Prague Away Ki Lyrics Arthurs Farm Lyrics Dyou Ken Ted Mould Lyrics Dickie Davies Eyes Lyrics Dickie Davis Eyes Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Half-A-Mill Lyrics Halfcocked Lyrics Halford Lyrics Halford (Rob Halford) Lyrics Halford Rob Lyrics Halfway Heroes Lyrics Halfwayhome Lyrics Halifax Lyrics Hall Lyrics Hall & Oates Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy