Song Lyrics Half Man Half Biscuit - Trumpton Riots    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> H>> Half Man Half Biscuit Singer Lyrics [Half Man Half Biscuit other resources]>> Trumpton Riots Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Half Man Half Biscuit Music Title/Track: Trumpton Riots Theme ID: 1626 Album: N/A Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Unemployments rising In the chigley end of town, And it's speading like pneumonia doesn't look like going down. There's trouble at the fire station someone's had the sack, And the lads are going to launch a scheme to get rid of Captain Flak. Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate, And arm themselves with CS gas - they're going to be out late. We've had cant conformism since 1966, And now subversions in the air in the shape of flying bricks. Chorus: Someone get a message through to Captain Snort That they better start assembling the boys from the fort. And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight, 'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight. All this aristocracy has really got to stop' We could overthrow the surgery and kidnap Dr Mopp. The Chippy Minton Socialists could storm the market square, And make plans to assasinate our aristocratic mayor! Windy Millitant leads his Basque like corngrinders to war, With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door. But Snorty and the boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew, Whereupon they bring about a military coup. Chorus x 2 Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Tuff Guy, All By Myself, Always, Bad Reputation, Devil Shoes, Devils Shoes, Drive Away, Glitter, Gun For Hire, Held Under, I Lied, Sell Out, Sober, Taking Over, Thanks For The Ride, Touch Down, Cyberworld, Locked and Loaded, Made in Hell, Night Fall, Resurrection, Saviour, Silent Screams, Slow Down, Temptation, The One You Love to Hate, TWIST, Betrayal, Beyond The Realms Of Death, Blackout, Breaking The Law, Crucible, Crystal, Cyberworld, Drive, Electric Eye, Fugitive, Genocide, Golgotha, Handing Out Bullets, Heart Of A Lion, Hearts Of Darkness, Hells Last Survivor, Heretic, Into The Pit, Jawbreaker, Life In Black, Light Comes Out Of Black, Locked and Loaded, Made In Hell, Other Half Man Half Biscuit song Lyrics (live) Lyrics 1966 And All That Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Ki Lyrics All I Want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka Prague Away Ki Lyrics All I Want For Christmas Is A Dulka-Prague Away Ki Lyrics Arthurs Farm Lyrics Dyou Ken Ted Mould Lyrics Dickie Davies Eyes Lyrics Dickie Davis Eyes Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Half-A-Mill Lyrics Halfcocked Lyrics Halford Lyrics Halford (Rob Halford) Lyrics Halford Rob Lyrics Halfway Heroes Lyrics Halfwayhome Lyrics Halifax Lyrics Hall Lyrics Hall & Oates Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy