Song Lyrics Hankey Mr - Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> H>> Hankey Mr Singer Lyrics>> Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Hankey Mr Music Title/Track: Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo Theme ID: 4641 Album: N/A We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of... gay `Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" He's seen the love inside of you `Cause he's a piece of poo Sometimes he's nutty Sometimes he's corny He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmmmhmmm!) But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve He might come to your town! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you Therefore, vicariously he loves you! I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft) Cartman: Well Kyle where is he? Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming! Stan: Come on dude, push! Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying! Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head! Kyle: Here he comes! [POP!] Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Seasons Greetings to all of you! Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Christmas Time has come! Singers: Sometimes He's runny Sometimes he's firm Sometimes he practically water. Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass And wont fall in the toilet 'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo When Christmas leaves he must leave too. Flush him down but he's never gone His smell and his spirit linger on. Howdy Ho! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Superhero, Tulin Voittamaan, When I become me, Blinded, I Love You, Ich Hab Dich Viel Zu Sehr Vermisst, In The Name Of Love, Was That How It Was, You Only Have To Say You Love Me, BjRn Eidsvag-Blyge Blomar, Broken Wings, Dont Know Much About Love, Dont Know Much About Love, Falling In Love, ANNA BLUM, Das Kannst Du Also Auch Nicht, DER TAG ZWISCHEN SONNTAG UND MONTAG, DIE SACHE, Engel Fallen Nicht Vom Himmel, FREUNDIN, Geh Nicht, HERBSTBUBE, HERZ IN DER HAND, Samstag Abend, STARKE FRAUEN WEINEN HEIMLICH, Crazy, Dass Nichts Bleibt Wie Es War, Die Internationale, Es Ist an Der Zeit, Heute Hier, Morgen Dort (, UNTERWEGS NACH S?DEN, Back To Mystery City, 11th Street Kids, A Day Late, A Dollar Short, A Million Miles Away, Beating Gets Faster, Beer and a Cigarette, Beer Cigarette, Blitzkrieg Bop, Boiler, Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, Cafe Avenue, Cheyenne, Cutting Corners, Dead By XMas, Dead By Xmas, Delirious, Designs On You, Desperado, Devil Woman, Other Hankey Mr song Lyrics I Like Big Cocks Lyrics Other Artists Hanna Berglund Lyrics Hanna Pakarinen Lyrics Hannah Lyrics Hannah Jones Lyrics Hanne Boel Lyrics Hanne Haller Lyrics Hannes Wader Lyrics Hanoi Rocks Lyrics Hanover Saints Lyrics Hans Albers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy