Song Lyrics Harris Rolf - Big Dog    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> H>> Harris Rolf Singer Lyrics [Harris Rolf other resources]>> Big Dog Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Harris Rolf Music Title/Track: Big Dog Theme ID: 6290 Album: N/A ======================= Rolf Harris - Big Dog ======================= This great big wolf hound's standing staring at me, Licking his chops and weighing me up for tea. I'm a guy who don't scare easily. That's the truth, cor, look at that tooth, And he's just standing, slobbering and panting, Looking at me. They never had this great dog here yesterday. Her old man's bought him just to scare me away. I bet he's in there laughing, shouting 'Hooray'. And I'm scared to death, and puppy dog's breath, is coming faster, it's gonna be disaster, I daren't run away. Her dad's got a right to object to the way I dress, I guess. But to buy a huge pup to tear me up, Look his jaws and his paws and his maws all wet, It's not sweat, it's saliva, and he'll be the sole survivor. That's pure vindictiveness. So, when his great mastiff has torn me limb from limb, What'll his precious daughter think about him. I'm not very bright but I'm certainly not that dim. You see, then, her father, He will have made me a martyr (you see). And when me head's been torn to shreds, She's gonna blame him. Sounds gory, don't it? I've turned green. Still I might as well go in a blaze of glory, If you know what I mean. Just the same, I wish I had the courage to run. Either that or I wish I had a dirty great gun. Well, if I really gotta die then I better get it over and done. Cor, that dog's immense, Still, here I go, over the fence. Go on, dog, go on, treat me as lunch meat, Savage me and crunch me, here's me foot, have fun. Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Maximillian Mouse, Hurry Home, MacArthur Park, MacArthur Park, All Things Must Pass, All Those Years Ago, Apple Scruffs, Art Of Dying, Awaiting On You All, Baby Dont Run Away, Baby Dont Run Away, Ballad of Sir Frankie Crisp, Ballad Of Sir Frankie Crisp Let It Roll, Behind That Locked Door, Beware Of Darkness, Blood from a Clone, Circles, Dream Away, Give Me Love, Gone Troppo, Got My Mind Set on You, Hear Me Lord, I Dig Love, I Really Love You, Ill Have You Anytime, If Not For You, Ill Have You Anytime, Isnt It A Pity Version One, Isnt It A PityVersion Two, Isnt It a Pity, Its Johnnys Birthday, Its Johnnys Birthday, Let It Down, My Sweet Lord, Mystical One, Run Of The Mill, Thats The Way It Goes, Thats the Way It Goes, Unconsciousness Rules, Unknown Delight, Wah-Wah, Wake Up My Love, What Is Life, When We Was Fab, The Halifax Moosehead Song, 10 Things, Come Down (Download Only), Drink Til I Drown (Download Only), Eye, Follow Me, Other Harris Rolf song Lyrics 6 White Boomers Lyrics I Cant Get No Satisfaction Lyrics I Cant Get No Satisfaction Full Lyrics Ive Lost My Mummy Lyrics Six White Boomers Lyrics Tie Me Kangaroo Down Lyrics Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport Lyrics Watzing Matilda Lyrics Botany Bay Lyrics Jake the Peg Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Harris, Richard Lyrics Harrison Peter Lyrics Harry Lyrics Harry And The Potters Lyrics Harry Belafone Lyrics Harry Belafonte Lyrics Harry Chapin Lyrics Harry Connick Lyrics Jr. Harry Connick Lyrics Harry James Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy