Song Lyrics Hatzis Guido - The Queen    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> H>> Hatzis Guido Singer Lyrics>> The Queen Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Hatzis Guido Music Title/Track: The Queen Theme ID: 7676 Album: N/A Phone rings] Man: Hello, Palace. Guido: G'day mate, my name is Guido Hatzis, right, M: Yes? G: and I read in the paper today that the queen is coming to Australia next year. M: Yes Yes, where are you calling from? G: Mate I call from Australia. Now I?m prepared to let the old lady stay at my place, alright? M: Err, who is this? G: Mate it's Guido Hatzis, alright? M: Ahh, where are you from? G: Mate I told you before alright you deaf pommy poof, alright, I?m from Australia, alright? M: I beg your pardon? you can't- G: Nah, nah mate listen to me, listen to me, alright? M: You can't speak to me like that! G: Nah I will speak to you like that, alright? I?m ringing to tell you that the Queen can stay at my place but only on the couch mate, alright? M: Err, I'm fine? Look? G: Nah, nah mate, are you a beefeater, is that what you are? M: I beg your pardon? G: Mate are you a beefeater? ?Cos I tell ya, the next thing you'll eat mate is a knuckle sandwich from me, right? M: Look, if you have any specific comments, I can write them in the book and pass them on. G: Nah, nah, mate, write in the book alright, write it right now, You are a dick-head Pommy poof, alright, can you spell that? M: I'm Sorry. G: Nah, nah, mate I am sorry that I speak to you, you're the dickhead mate, you need to get me the Queen on the phone now, alright? M: I'm sorry? G: Yeah, you say sorry alot mate, I?d be sorry if I had a head like you mate, alright? M: Listen, if you have any specific enquiries about the Royal Family- G: Nah, nah, mate, I'll start again, alright, cause you're a stupid pommy poofter alright, so what we do, right, the Queen, she come and stay at my place, alright, two days a week she work at my Nanna's fish and chip shop, alright? M: (mumbling) Ridiculous. G: Nah, mate, ridiculous? It will be, she will get the sack if she steal any pickled onions alright? M: I don?t believe this! G: Nah, nah mate, I am tired of speaking to you, I will go now, alright? M: Look, if you have any specific enquiries about the royal family, you can leave them here, with, and I will write them in the book and pass them on. G: Mate, alright, you write 'em in the book, alright, why are they a bunch of poofs? Question mark, Guido Hatzis, goodbye. [Guido hangs up Related Lyrics Random lyrics: D.O.A., Downward Spiral, Everlasting, Forensick, Forensick Burner, Godpuppet, Hate Song, Hollow Ground, Human Debris, Ill Be Damned, In Vein, Last..., Leech, Now You Know, One Kill Wonder, Revelation, Shadow Land, Shattered, Shithead, Silencer, Soul Fracture, The World Burns, Three Times, Trespass, Undead, Under the Surface, Urban Predator, Victim Iced, 99, Abysmal, All Against All, Blood Rust, Bloodletting, Bullet Hole, Burner, Burnt To A Shell, Bury Your Dead, Chasm, Choke Hold, DOA, Downward Spiral, Everlasting, Fire Alive, Forensick, Godpuppet, Hate Song, Hollow Ground, Human Debris, Ill Be Damned, In Vein, Other Hatzis Guido song Lyrics Tow Truck Driver 1 Lyrics Other Artists Haunted Lyrics Haunted The Lyrics Hausmarke Lyrics Hausmylly Lyrics Havayoth Lyrics Haven Lyrics Havens Richie Lyrics Havohej Lyrics Hawd Gankstuh Rappuh Emsees Wid Ghats Lyrics Hawk Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy