Song Lyrics Heather Alexander - The Bold Rapista    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> H>> Heather Alexander Singer Lyrics [Heather Alexander other resources]>> The Bold Rapista Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Heather Alexander Music Title/Track: The Bold Rapista Theme ID: 9698 Album: N/A The news is known to one and all. I caught Will Chester in the hall, Removed his pants and tweaked his balls, So I'm a bold rapista. Now womens live is a sight to see, The campus cops run after me, And Chester and his frinds agree That I'm a bold rapista. (based on a true story and that's all I'll say) It drove poor Chester slightly ape That women can't be charged with rape. The cops all stood around agape to find a girl rapista. Oh William Chester this I'll say, If you get into the family way, I'll marry you without delay For I'm a fair rapista. The tale went flying round the town And made sweet Valerie Walker frown. She called me in and called me down For being a bold rapista. She sneered at me for having the hots. I told her "that isn't all I've got. I know you've posed for beaver shots, And I'm a bold rapista." The judge had trouble holding still. To keep from laughing his voice was chill As he asked Chester "did you Bill Entice the bold rapista?" Oh judge he wrote that rape was fun, And grieved that he'd never gotten one. I thought I'd show him how it's done, so I'm a bold rapista. The cops all laughed and wisely cracked "Bill when you found yourself 'attacked' Why didn't you then just relax and enjoy the bold rapista?" Willy wailed "oh show respect, I had my virtue to protect. My virgin reputation's wrecked All by the bold rapista." Oh, Willy and sweet Valerie, I wish you both the sense to see Just what it means for liberty That I'm a bold rapista. Oh men your rule of fear is done. Now rape can happen to anyone, And it's your turn to scream and run Before the bold rapista! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Steady Rockin, What You Thought, A Step Too Far, Always Been Your Girl, Elaborate Lives, Falling For You, Four Words From a Heartbreak, Fulltime, He Is, He Touched Me, Heather Headly-I Wish I Wasnt, I Wish I Wasnt (Grammy Nominees 2004 Version), I Wish I Wasnt, I Wish I Wasnt, If It Wasnt for Your Love, Like Ya Use To, Like ya used to, Love will Find a Way, Love Will Find Away, Nature of a Man, Represent Cuba (English), Sista Girl, Sunday, The Past Is Another Land, Why Should I Cry, Wish I Wasnt, I Wish I Wasnt, (Dont Fear) The Reaper, (Dont Fear) The Reaper, Again, And Love Said No, Beautiful, Beautiful (Third Seal), Beyond Redemption, Bittersweet, Borellus, Buried Alive By Love, Buried Alive by Love ( Tavastia version ), Bury Me Deep Inside Your Heart, Bury Me Deep Inside Your Heart (Live), Circle Of Fear, Close To The Flame, Close To The Flame (Acoustic Version), Dark Secret Love, Death Is In Love With Us, Dont Close Your Heart, Dont Close Your Heart, Endless Dark, Enjoy The Silence, For You, Other Heather Alexander song Lyrics Close Your Eyes Lyrics Courage Knows No Bounds Lyrics Dance In The Circle Lyrics Flesh Against The Thorn Lyrics March of Cambreadth Lyrics Midsummer Lyrics Only The Music Lyrics Shattered Glass Lyrics Smoke Filled Pictures Lyrics Tomorrow I Leave For Battle Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Heather B. Lyrics Heather Duby Lyrics Heather Headley Lyrics Heather Headly Lyrics (HED) P.E. Lyrics H.I.M. (His Infernal Majesty) Lyrics Heather Leather Lyrics Heather Marston Lyrics Heather Myles Lyrics Heather Nova Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy