Song Lyrics ICP - If    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> I>> ICP Singer Lyrics [ICP other resources]>> If Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: ICP Music Title/Track: If Theme ID: 1520 Album: N/A "If" in order, for one to metamorphasize, from one's inner self being projected out into the astral plane and to rematerialize into an inanamite object or another living organism for that matter is entirely and absolutely impossible, however if i was your tv i'd be like, look at me if i was shooting star i be like shooooom (peace) if i was a fat bitches thong i'd be like hell nah if i was a hotties thong i'd be like ahh if i was a cuss word i'd just be like, fuck if i was a rock on the moon i'd be chillin like sup if i was a butthole i'd just be an exit if i was the DOC i'd be like "man this is bull shit" if i was your tires on your car i'd be like (car noises) if i was the bumper on your car i'd be like ahh fuck if i was a balloon i'd be like (balloon losing air) if i was Alyssia Milano i'd be fucking Joe Bruce if i was a radio DJ i'd probably say, point 103 if i was a richie ass bitch i'd be like, um ok if i was spin magazine i'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, even this mother fucker if i was your mental stress i'd be catching up if i was your headaches every now and then I'd be like thuuummmp if i was your tounge i'd be hatin' your teeth i'd be like ah why do you try to bite me every time we eat? if i was a chair i'd be like sit here and if i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair if i was your muffler i'd be like shhh quietly if i was a price tag i'd be like you ain't buyin me if i was a fresh DJ i'd be like (scratching record) if i was jam master jay i'd be like(scratching record) if i was a cheap clock radio i'd be like (radio static) if i was barry white i'd be like what up ya'll if i was a nipple in the cold i'd be like (spring noise) if i was your dead uncle i'd be like if i was a rain drop i'd just be like (rain drop) and i had an axe and your neck i might say Chop [Chorus] If i was if i was but i'll never be (if i was if i was but i'll never be) If i was if i was but i'll never be (if i was if i was but i'll never be) If i was if i was boy your killing me (if i was if i was boy your killing me) If i was if i was but i'll never be (If i was if i was but i'll never be) If i was a faygo at one of our shows i'd fly through the air into an ocean of juggalo's if i was Andre the giant this is how i would be manly if i was father mc i'd be like yeah what happened if i was a mirror i'd find another mirror and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear if i was a slider i'd slid out your but, i'd be floating in the toilet looking at you like what? if i was a pilot i'd be like air traffic control if i was john denver i'd be like ahhhh if i was a switch i'd be like flip me yoohoo if i was a london cop car i'd be like (siren) if i was chewbacca i'd get me a fresh ass ?face? if i was vanilla ice i'd be like fuck yall i'm still paid if i was a stop sign i'd just be like stop if i was your wooden leg i'd still be giving you the hip hop [Chorus 2x] Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Lets Go All The Way, Lets Go All The Way, Life At Risk, Lil Somethin Somethin, Lock Down (Basement Cuts), Love Song, Mad Professor, Make Me Feel, Meat Cleaver, Mr. Happy, Murder Go Round, Murder Rap, My Axe, My Homie Baby Mama, Nothings Left, Pass Me By, Piggy Pie (Old School), Play With Me, Please Dont Hate Me, Please Hate Me, Prom Queen, Questions, Radio Stars, Rainbows and Stuff, Rainbows and Stuff Icp, Rainbows and Stuff Icp, Rainbows Stuff, Shaggy Show, Simple And Blunt, Sleep Walker, Southwest Song, Southwest Voodoo, Spin The Bottle, Still Stabbin, Still Stabbing, Take Me Away, The Amazing Maze W/ Twiztid, The Great Milenko, The Loons, The Pendulums Promise, The Ravens Mirror, The Staleness, The Wraith, Thy Unveiling, Tilt-A-Whirl, Under The Moon, Violent J Poem, Walk Into The Light, Wax Museum, We Belong, Other ICP song Lyrics 12 Lyrics Aint Yo Bidness Lyrics Another Love Song Lyrics Behind The Paint Lyrics Birthday Bitches Lyrics Bitches Lyrics Bizzar Lyrics Blaaam Lyrics Blaaam!!!(feat. Anybody Killa Lyrics Blaaam(feat Anybody Killa Lyrics Boogie Woogie Woo Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Icp (insane Clown Posse) Lyrics Icy Blu Lyrics Id Lyrics IDA Lyrics Ida Cox Lyrics Idde Schultz Lyrics Ideal Lyrics Ideal rb Lyrics Idelle Martinez Lyrics Ides Of March Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy