Song Lyrics ICP - Mad Professor    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> I>> ICP Singer Lyrics [ICP other resources]>> Mad Professor Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: ICP Music Title/Track: Mad Professor Theme ID: 1537 Album: N/A *Giggling* (Oh, shit! He's here!) *Clears throat* (Hi.) [Ah, how you doin', uh, this is the right place for the uh furniture? Uh?] (Yeah, sure is. Come on in.) [Pretty nice place here you go. Them cobwebs are a nice touch. Uh, so that's the couch eh?] (Yeah we got some um, take a look at that upholstery right there.) [That's pretty fuckin' nice, ace.] (That's uh.. BAROO!) [Woah, you alright there?] (Excuse me, real upholstery.) [I ain't seen nothin' like that since uh shit, back in..] *Hear something hit the guy over the head* (MOTHERFUCKER! You want my COUCH? You motherFUCKER? I need your motherfuckin' BRAIN! You can't have my COUCH! What the FUCK you thinking? Now come here you big fat MOTHERFUCKER, Get on the TABLE!) *Nervous giggling* I was never popular, this I'll admit. Fuck SCHOOL. School never liked me. Cool! All the kids would always beat me 'til I'm half dead, And make fun of the size of my forehead. But that shit never bothered me. Mama and mother, they owned a lot of property. They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time-- Well, my time was spent. I made a mouse with a chicken head. It clucked three times, cluck, Cluck, CLUCK! Then it was dead. I made a lot of things though, Like a frog with a turkey neck. (*Turkey noises*) It was the shit! (Yeah!) But I'm still lonely, I need a homie. So I collected limbs and made me a zombie. I could have made a girly friend but fuck that, I got my girly right here (Sick noise) (Yeah!) (Under the direction of) You can call me mad professor. (Strange as it may seem) I will make a friend for me. (Under the direction of Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Play With Me, Please Dont Hate Me, Please Hate Me, Prom Queen, Questions, Radio Stars, Rainbows and Stuff, Rainbows and Stuff Icp, Rainbows and Stuff Icp, Rainbows Stuff, Shaggy Show, Simple And Blunt, Sleep Walker, Southwest Song, Southwest Voodoo, Spin The Bottle, Still Stabbin, Still Stabbing, Take Me Away, The Amazing Maze W/ Twiztid, The Great Milenko, The Loons, The Pendulums Promise, The Ravens Mirror, The Staleness, The Wraith, Thy Unveiling, Tilt-A-Whirl, Under The Moon, Violent J Poem, Walk Into The Light, Wax Museum, We Belong, We Gives No Fucks, Welcome To The Show, What Is A Juggalo, Whut, Wickit Klowns, $50 Bucks, 12, 17 Dead, 3 Rings, Aint Yo Bidness, Aint Yo Bidness, Amys In The Attic, Angels Falling, Another Love Song, Assassins, Behind The Paint, Beverly Kills 50187, Other ICP song Lyrics 12 Lyrics Aint Yo Bidness Lyrics Another Love Song Lyrics Behind The Paint Lyrics Birthday Bitches Lyrics Bitches Lyrics Bizzar Lyrics Blaaam Lyrics Blaaam!!!(feat. Anybody Killa Lyrics Blaaam(feat Anybody Killa Lyrics Boogie Woogie Woo Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Icp (insane Clown Posse) Lyrics Icy Blu Lyrics Id Lyrics IDA Lyrics Ida Cox Lyrics Idde Schultz Lyrics Ideal Lyrics Ideal rb Lyrics Idelle Martinez Lyrics Ides Of March Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy