Song Lyrics Ian Dury - Cacka Boom    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> I>> Ian Dury Singer Lyrics>> Cacka Boom Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Ian Dury Music Title/Track: Cacka Boom Theme ID: 311 Album: N/A If you're cold, well here's a plan: Pull the plug out of your fan If you're hot, now here's a scheme: Park your botty in the stream If you're tired, check this plot: Seek a source that hits the spot If you're snooty, here's a ploy Stroll along the hoi polloi You'll not have owt to show for it If you don't go for it You'll have to come to terms with it, Get on the firm with it If you don't get to grips with it, You've had your chips with it You'll only come to rue it if you don't do it If you're lost, well try this notion: Find yourself a magic potion If you're angry, check this wheeze: Count to ten and then say, 'cheese' If you're uptight here's the answer: Learn to be a belly-dancer If you're concerned, suss a wangle: Try it from a different angle Now you can put a name to it, You must lay claim to it You'll have time to regret it, If you don't go and get it You won't have much to talk about If you don't go on walkabout Don't think you won't mind it If you don't try and find it No-one said you must be good as gold It's what you haven't done That matters when you're old No-one said these things are pre-ordained Nothing ventured... If you're guilty, cop a stroke: You only did it for a joke If you're dozy, here's a tactic: Tell 'em all they're too didactic If you're fed up, here's a wrinkle: Let your piano forte tinkle If you're wobbling here's a trick: Happy go toilet, click, click, click Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Bus Drivers Prayer, Byline Brown, Cacka Boom, Clever Trevor, Common As Muck, Cowboys, Crippled With Nerves, Dance Little Rude Boy, Dance Of The Crackpots, Dance Of The Screamers, DOrine The Cow, Delusions Of Grandeur, Dont Ask Me, Englands Glory, Father, Fly In The Ointment, Fuck Off Noddy, Fucking Ada, Funky Disco (Pops), Game On, Geraldine, Girls (Watching), Happy Hippy, Have A Word, Heavy Living, Hey, Hey, Take Me Away, Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick, Hit Me With Your Rythym Stick, Honeysuckle Highway, Huffety Puff, I Believe, I Could Lie, I Made Mary Cry, I Want To Be Straight, Im Partial To Your Abracadabra, If I Was With A Woman, It Aint Cool, Itinerant Child, Jack Shit George, London Talking, Lonely (Town), Looking For Harry, Love Is All, Lullaby For Francies, Manic Depression (Jimi), Mash It Up Harry, Mischief, My Old Man, No Such Thing As Love, ODonegal, Other Ian Dury song Lyrics The Badger And The Rabbit Lyrics Other Artists Ian Dury And The Blockheads Lyrics Ian Gomm Lyrics Hunter Ian Lyrics Ian Hunter Lyrics Ian Janis Lyrics Janis Ian Lyrics Ian Lex Lyrics Ian Matthews Lyrics Ian McCulloch Lyrics Ian Moore Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy