Song Lyrics Ian Dury And The Blockheads - DOrine The Cow    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> I>> Ian Dury And The Blockheads Singer Lyrics [Ian Dury And The Blockheads other resources]>> DOrine The Cow Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Ian Dury And The Blockheads Music Title/Track: DOrine The Cow Theme ID: 332 Album: N/A *Moo!* I'm D'Orine the Cow, Tom the Bull's better half My daughter's called Daisy, she's a very nice calf When I'm all finished milking and chewing the cud Mr. Meatface the butcher will be after my blood Cos I'm D'Orine Cow I'm D'Orine the Cow I'm somebody's quarter-pound hamburger bun And somebody's trousers now *Baa!* I'm Lofty the Lamb from the heart of the shire My texture's too coarse for your fashion attire So soon I'll be bound for the abattoir's slab Slaughtered and frozen for doner kebab Cos I'm Lofty the Lamb I'm Lofty the Lamb I seem to have gambolled my short life away I'm a sandwich instead of a ram *Cluck-cluck! Cluck-cluck!* I'm Mary the Chicken, the result of research In the dark with no feathers and wedged on this perch Pieces go missing when chickens collide Oh bury my bones with your Kentucky Fried Cos I'm Mary the Chicken I'm Mary the Chicken You wouldn't eat me if you knew where I'd been You'd be heart-stricken *Grunt!* I'm Jonathon Pig and I'm fearsomely stout From the tip of my tail to the snuff of my snout I'm too fat to move and I'm too young to die So think about me next time you eat a pork-pie Cos I'm Jonathon Pig I'm Jonathon Pig My ears have gone into the sausage machine And so has my thingumajig My thingumajig Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Girls (Watching), Happy Hippy, Have A Word, Heavy Living, Hey, Hey, Take Me Away, Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick, Hit Me With Your Rythym Stick, Honeysuckle Highway, Huffety Puff, I Believe, I Could Lie, I Made Mary Cry, I Want To Be Straight, Im Partial To Your Abracadabra, If I Was With A Woman, It Aint Cool, Itinerant Child, Jack Shit George, London Talking, Lonely (Town), Looking For Harry, Love Is All, Lullaby For Francies, Manic Depression (Jimi), Mash It Up Harry, Mischief, My Old Man, No Such Thing As Love, ODonegal, Oh, Mr. Peanut, One Love, Pams Moods, Pardon, Peter The Painter, Plaistow Patricia, Poo-Poo In The Prawn, Poor Joey, Profoundly In Love With Pandora, Quick Quick Slow, Quiet, Razzle In My Pocket, Really Glad You Came, Reasons To Be Cheerful, Red (Letter), Rough Kids, Sex And Drugs And Rock N Roll, Sink My Boats, Spasticus (Autisticus), Suepermans Big Sister, Sweet Gene Vincent, Other Ian Dury And The Blockheads song Lyrics Back To Blighty Lyrics Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler Lyrics Ban The Bomb Lyrics Bed O Roses No. 9 Lyrics Billericay Dickie Lyrics Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself Around London) Lyrics Blackmail Man Lyrics Blockheads Lyrics Broken Skin Lyrics Bus Drivers Prayer Lyrics Byline Brown Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Ian Gomm Lyrics Hunter Ian Lyrics Ian Hunter Lyrics Ian Janis Lyrics Janis Ian Lyrics Ian Lex Lyrics Ian Matthews Lyrics Ian McCulloch Lyrics Ian Moore Lyrics Ian Thomas Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy