Song Lyrics Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Poo-Poo In The Prawn    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> I>> Ian Dury And The Blockheads Singer Lyrics [Ian Dury And The Blockheads other resources]>> Poo-Poo In The Prawn Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Ian Dury And The Blockheads Music Title/Track: Poo-Poo In The Prawn Theme ID: 378 Album: N/A I took a sudden notion To go down to the ocean I'd got my sun-tan lotion My flippers and my mask In proper distribution Of fully-formed ablutions Formed an ocean of pollution In which I daredn't bask Some turds were teeny-tiny And some were big and shiny But they all fucked up the briney In which I dipped my toe If you go swimming in the shite-us You'll get worse than dermititis From the sea of grey detritus Where the sewage ebbs and flows There's no respite From the cess-pit No shelter from the pong The poor old ocean Is full of motions Where the hell did we go wrong? Like a lamb off to the slaughter Pored myself a glass of water I failed to spot I'd caught a Little creature in my cup I was well and truly bolleaux-ed From the fires of hell that followed Twas the cup of life I'd swallowed And it almost did me up Something coming Through the plumbing That should not be there at all The glass is brimming And things are swimming And quite frankly, I'm appalled I was a very hungry fella I defrosted my paella Came down with Salmonella Three weeks intensive care They failed to send technicians in To check the air-conditioning Which was unfortunately transmissioning A case of Legionnaires There's a malaise In the mayonnaise There's a poo-poo in the prawn Where we missed them In the system Little germs are being born There's no respite From the cess-pit There's no shelter from the pong Where the hell did we go wrong? Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Sink My Boats, Spasticus (Autisticus), Suepermans Big Sister, Sweet Gene Vincent, Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup (Youre Sitting On, Thank You Mum, Thats Enough Of That, Thats Not All, The (Body Song), The Badger And The Rabbit, The Call Up, The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock, The Passing Show, The Roadette Song, There Aint Half Been Some Clever Bastards, This Is What We Find, Trust (Is A Must), Twenty Tiny Fingers Sore Throat Mix, Two Old Dogs Without A Name, Uncoolohol, Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy, Upminster Kid, Very Personal, Wait (For Me), Waiting For Your Taxi, Wake Up And Make Love With Me, What A Waste, Youll See Glimpses, Youre More Than Fair, Youre My Baby, Youre My Inspiration, Youre The Why, Your Horoscope, Hold On, 3,000 Miles From Here, American Music, Big Time, Captain Void n The Video Jets, Captain Void n The Video Jets, Central Park n West, China, Cool, Dead Man Walkin (Eastenders), Death n Glory Boys, Death n Glory Boys, Detroit, Detroit (Out-take 5 - vocal), Detroit (Out-take 5-vocal), Easy Money, Every Step Of The Way, Other Ian Dury And The Blockheads song Lyrics Back To Blighty Lyrics Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler Lyrics Ban The Bomb Lyrics Bed O Roses No. 9 Lyrics Billericay Dickie Lyrics Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself Around London) Lyrics Blackmail Man Lyrics Blockheads Lyrics Broken Skin Lyrics Bus Drivers Prayer Lyrics Byline Brown Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Ian Gomm Lyrics Hunter Ian Lyrics Ian Hunter Lyrics Ian Janis Lyrics Janis Ian Lyrics Ian Lex Lyrics Ian Matthews Lyrics Ian McCulloch Lyrics Ian Moore Lyrics Ian Thomas Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy