Song Lyrics Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Poor Joey    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> I>> Ian Dury And The Blockheads Singer Lyrics [Ian Dury And The Blockheads other resources]>> Poor Joey Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Ian Dury And The Blockheads Music Title/Track: Poor Joey Theme ID: 379 Album: N/A I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch This is my routine: first I ponder and peck I look in the mirror and I shit on the deck I try to fly, I bang my head I think of something creative instead I ruffle my feathers and have a good scratch Spend at least half an hour trying to undo my catch Not as though I want to be deleted by an owl I've got to fight this awful situation somehow Poor Joey *who's a pretty boy then?* Poor Joey Poor Joe Poor Joey A bundle of joy then Poor Joey *hello!* How the ruddy hell does she expect me to speak With half a ton of cuttlefish stuck in my beak? I go into a moody, disdainfully preen Im just to upset to mutter something obscene I appreciate the difficulties of owning a pet Speaking as a budgie, it's like Russian Roulette I was bred for the purpose and I shouldn't complain I know you'll forgive me when I sing this refrain Poor Joey *she's a right bastard!* Poor Joey Poor Joe Poor Joey Every Christmas they try to get me plastered Poor Joey *hello!* Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch Poor Joey *who's a pretty boy then?* Poor Joey Poor Joe Poor Joey A bundle of joy then Poor Joey *hello!* Poor Joey Poor Joe Poor Joey Poor Joe Poor Joey *who's a pretty boy then?* Poor Joe *hello!* Poor Joey Po Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Spasticus (Autisticus), Suepermans Big Sister, Sweet Gene Vincent, Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup (Youre Sitting On, Thank You Mum, Thats Enough Of That, Thats Not All, The (Body Song), The Badger And The Rabbit, The Call Up, The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock, The Passing Show, The Roadette Song, There Aint Half Been Some Clever Bastards, This Is What We Find, Trust (Is A Must), Twenty Tiny Fingers Sore Throat Mix, Two Old Dogs Without A Name, Uncoolohol, Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy, Upminster Kid, Very Personal, Wait (For Me), Waiting For Your Taxi, Wake Up And Make Love With Me, What A Waste, Youll See Glimpses, Youre More Than Fair, Youre My Baby, Youre My Inspiration, Youre The Why, Your Horoscope, Hold On, 3,000 Miles From Here, American Music, Big Time, Captain Void n The Video Jets, Captain Void n The Video Jets, Central Park n West, China, Cool, Dead Man Walkin (Eastenders), Death n Glory Boys, Death n Glory Boys, Detroit, Detroit (Out-take 5 - vocal), Detroit (Out-take 5-vocal), Easy Money, Every Step Of The Way, Everyones A Fool, Other Ian Dury And The Blockheads song Lyrics Back To Blighty Lyrics Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler Lyrics Ban The Bomb Lyrics Bed O Roses No. 9 Lyrics Billericay Dickie Lyrics Billy Bentley (Promenades Himself Around London) Lyrics Blackmail Man Lyrics Blockheads Lyrics Broken Skin Lyrics Bus Drivers Prayer Lyrics Byline Brown Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Ian Gomm Lyrics Hunter Ian Lyrics Ian Hunter Lyrics Ian Janis Lyrics Janis Ian Lyrics Ian Lex Lyrics Ian Matthews Lyrics Ian McCulloch Lyrics Ian Moore Lyrics Ian Thomas Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy