Song Lyrics Insane Clown Posse - The Dating Game    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> I>> Insane Clown Posse Singer Lyrics [Insane Clown Posse other resources]>> The Dating Game Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Insane Clown Posse Music Title/Track: The Dating Game Theme ID: 6668 Album: N/A Anouncer: Let's meet contestant number one! He's a schitzofrenic serial killer clown, who says women love his sexy smile. Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon what's your question? Sharon: Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever, so let's say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick? Let's see...hmm...well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux (ha) but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And lick your mama in the eye and tell her F*ck you Hurry up B*tch I'm hungry...I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his F*ckin' lips It's dinner time...we're hearing grace from your mother I'd pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only thirteen, she's got some big tits After that, your dad would try to jump again and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd try to f*ck her till' I nut in my underwear (hahahahaha) Anouncer: Now let's meet contestant number two! He's a phsycopathic daranged crack head freak, who works with a dark carnival. He says women call him strech nuts Sharon let's hear your question? Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two...If you fell in love with me exactly how would you let me know? First thing, I could never love you You sound like a witchy b*tch yo (f*ck you) But if I did I'll probably show you that I care By taking all these other mother f*ckers out of here I'd go through your phone book, and wack em' all and fight contestant number one and break his f*cken jaw (what) Anyone who looked at you would have to pay I'll be blowing f*cken nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties, and stretch em' down past your waist Let em' go and watch them both spring up in your face I'll sing love songs to you the best I can Get you naked and hit it like a Cave man! Then we'd go to the beach and walk through the sand I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin' As you spit it all out I rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack (HAHAHAHAH) Anouncer: Well it sounds like contestant number two is just over- flowing with sensitivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far Sharon let's have your last question and see which one is going to win the rights to your _____ Sharon: Ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up lines be? Whoever's the smoothest wins Ok well first I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how f*cken fat you are I'd tell you that I like the way you make you titties shake And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricky Lake (F*CK THAT) you'd be jacking me quick, I'd order you a drink and stir it with my Dick, and then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face (Yeah freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her) (tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better) Look f*ck you, I gotta strong rep shit you don't like contestant number two he's mad wack, I walk into a bar and there he was Standing up behind a bucket (HAHAH) tryin ta f*ck it It was a big f*cken smelly ass farm lama DAMN DAWG! 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