Song Lyrics J. Geils Band - No Anchovies Please    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> J>> J. Geils Band Singer Lyrics [J. Geils Band other resources]>> No Anchovies Please Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: J. Geils Band Music Title/Track: No Anchovies Please Theme ID: 397 Album: N/A J. Geils Band No Anchovies Please This is the story of a young couple in Portland, Maine. While waiting for her husband Don to return home from work, she reaches for a can of anchovies. As she spreads the tiny fish across a piece of lettuce, she notices a small note at the bottom of the can. Written on it is a telephone number. Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, we'll be right over." Placing the phone back on the hook, she turns to see three smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway. Before she realizes what is happening to her, she is rolled tightly in long sheets of cellophane, transported to an international airport, and placed on a waiting jet-liner. All this being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out. Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign speaking nation ("Dalas nekcihc dna tihs nekcihc neewteb ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg a ekat t'nseod ti."). Alone, fearing her escape impossible, she seeks comfort in the arms of a confidential agent. With the trace of her kiss still warm upon his lips, he betrays her to the hands of three scientists who are engaged in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously performed only on insects and other small, meaningless creatures. Using her as their subject, they are delighted with the results. For the first time, a human being is transformed into a ("shhh... it's secret"). Meanwhile, back in Portland, Maine... Her husband Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of cigarettes a day, sits at a local bar and has a few beers with the regulars. Bored, everyone's attention turns to the television set that just hangs from the wall. ("Welcome to Bowling for Dollars"). Suddenly, crazy Al says, "S-say, Don, there sure is something familiar about that bowling ball." To which a terrified Don replies, "Oh my God! That bowling ball! It's my wife!" And the lesson we learn from this story is, next time you place your order, don't forget to say, "No anchovies please Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Artificial Paradise, Begin To Wonder, Borrowed Time, Bringing It Back, Brown Dirt, Cajun Moon, Call Me the Breeze, Call The Doctor, Cant Live Here, Carry On, Change Your Mind, Changes, Cherry, City Girls, Closer To You, Clyde, Cocaine, Crazy Mama, Crying, Crying Eyes, Days Go By, Death In The Wilderness, Deep Dark Dungeon, Devil in Disguise, Devils Nurse, Digital Blues, Disadvantage, Doctor Told Me, Does Your Mama Like To Reggae, Dont Cry Sister, Dont Go To Strangers, Dont Wait, Downtown L.A., Downtown L.A., Drifters Wife, End Of The Line, Everlovin Woman, Everything Will Be Alright, Fate Of A Fool, Feeling In Love, Friday, Going Down, Guitar Man, Hard Love, Hard Times, Hey Baby, Hold On, Hold On Baby, Humdinger, I Got The Same Old Blues, Other J. Geils Band song Lyrics Angel in blue Lyrics Centerfold Lyrics Come Back Lyrics Do You Remember When Lyrics First Look Purse Lyrics Flamethrower Lyrics Freeze Frame Lyrics Freeze-frame Lyrics Houseparty Lyrics I Do Lyrics Love Stinks Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists J. J. Cale Lyrics J. Michael Harter Lyrics J.A.K. Lyrics Ja Rule Lyrics JA RULE (f/ Sizzla) Lyrics Ja Rule f Tah Murdah Black Child Jayo Felony Lyrics Ja Rule f Vita Lyrics Ja Rule F/ Lil Cease, Memphis Bleek Lyrics Ja Rule f/ 0-1, Jodie Mack Lyrics Ja Rule F/ 01, Vita Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy