Song Lyrics Jack Sheldon - Mother Necessity    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> J>> Jack Sheldon Singer Lyrics>> Mother Necessity Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Jack Sheldon Music Title/Track: Mother Necessity Theme ID: 1418 Album: N/A Mother Necessity With her good intentions, Where would this country be Without her inventions? Oh, things were rotten in the land of cotton Until Whitney made the cotton gin. Now old times there will soon be forgotten For it did the work of a hundred men. Mother Necessity, where would we be? Mother Edison worked late each night. It went well until the fading light. Little Thomas Alva Edison said, "I'll grow up to be A great inventor and I'll make a lamp to help my mommy see, Wowee! What an excellent application of electricity!"" He worked hard and pulled the switch. He was smart and very rich. Mother Necessity, help us to see. Now, the mother of Samuel Morse Always sent the lad out on a horse. "Take a message to Ms. Peavy on the far side of the pike; Spread the word about the quilting bee next Saturday night!" Little Samuel started thinking of a way to send a message, Though he never met a horse he didn't like. Uh! Mother Necessity! Elias, can you help me with my sewing? Mother dear, I'll fulfill your fondest wishes. Elias, how? This machine I've made will keep your sewing really flowing. In fact, we'll keep the whole nation in stitches. Ah! Mother Necessity, where would we be? Ring me on the Alexander Graham Bell. Thank you Alexander for the phone. I'd never get a date, I'd never get a job Unless I had a telephone. Mother Necessity! "Orville, Wilbur, go outside this minute, And there continue with your silly playing! Take these plans and take those blueprints. Take that funny looking thing, Take that wheel, take that wing, I can't hear a thing that Mrs. Johnson's Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Playcorpse, Schlachtplatte, Selbstbrand, Cruising Down The River, To Be In Love, Espeshlly With You, All I Need, Going Back Again, Nothings Gonna Change My Love For You, Nothings Gonna Change My Love For You, The Right Key, Too Young, Whenever Hearts Collide, You Are Not Alone, Christmas Time Will Soon Be Over, Great High Mountain, Im Sitting On Top Of The World, Wayfaring Stranger, Holiday From Real, Kill The Messenger, Legacy, 13X, Alone At Last, Barrel Of Crabs, Blue Pyramid, Business As Usual, Covering Hallowed Ground, Crank It Up!, Evil Twin Sisters, Keep It Under Your Hat, No Sign Of Rain, Get Outta Town, Legacy, Finefeat Ying Yang Twins, Nookie, Pussy (Real Good)feat Rodney, Youll Miss It, What The World Needs Now Is Love, A Lifetime Of Loneliness, Brighton Hill, Holly Would, I Can Make It With You, Love Will Find a Way, Put a Little Love in Your Heart, What The World Needs Now, What The World Needs Now Is Love, When You Walk In The Room, (Put Some) Rhythm In Your Blues, (Youve Got To) Do It All Yourself, A Dream Of You, A Hundred Mountains, Other Jack Sheldon song Lyrics Not found Other Artists Jack Sheldon And The Simpsons Lyrics Jack Slater Lyrics Jack Smith Lyrics Jack Wagner Lyrics Jack White Lyrics Jacks Mannequin Lyrics Jackals Gone Lyrics Jacki-O Lyrics Jackie B Lyrics Jackie Desannon Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy